White Girl Problems

3 books in series
4 out of 5 stars 584 ratings

White Girl Problems Publisher's Summary

Babe Walker, center of the universe, is a painstakingly manicured white girl with an expensive smoothie habit, a proclivity for Louboutins, a mysterious mother she's never met, and approximately 50 bajillion Twitter followers. But her "problems" have landed her in shopping rehab - that's what happens when you spend $246,893.50 in one afternoon at Barneys. Now she's decided to write her memoir, revealing the gut-wrenching hurdles she's had to overcome in order to be perfect in every way, every day. Hurdles such as:


I hate my horse.
Every job I've ever had is the worst job I've ever had.
He's not a doctor, a lawyer, or a prince.
I'll eat anything, as long as it's gluten-free, dairy-free, low-carb, low-fat, low-calorie, sugar-free, and organic
In an Adderall-induced flash of inspiration, Babe Walker has managed to create one of the most enjoyable, unforgettable memoirs in years.
©2012 David Oliver Cohen, Tanner Cohgen, and Lara Schoenhals (P)2012 Tantor
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