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Venomous Lumpsucker
- By: Ned Beauman
- Narrated by: John Hastings
- Length: 10 hrs and 35 mins
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The venomous lumpsucker is the most intelligent fish on the planet. Or maybe it was the most intelligent fish on the planet. Because it might already be extinct. Nobody knows. And nobody cares. Except for two people. Mining executive Mark Halyard has a prison cell waiting for him if that fish has gone for good. And biologist Karin Resaint needs it for her own darker purposes. They don't trust each other, but they're left with no choice but to team up, pursuing the lumpsucker across the strange landscapes of near-future Europe.
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Beauman at his funniest and profoundest wit
- By Itamar Netzer on 12-21-23
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Venomous Lumpsucker
- Narrated by: John Hastings
- Length: 10 hrs and 35 mins
- Release date: 07-14-22
- Language: English
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Madness Is Better Than Defeat
- A Novel
- By: Ned Beauman
- Narrated by: Eric Meyers
- Length: 15 hrs and 45 mins
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In 1938, two rival expeditions descend on an ancient temple recently discovered in the jungles of Honduras, one intending to shoot a screwball comedy on location there, the other to disassemble the temple and ship it back to New York. A seemingly endless stalemate ensues, and 20 years later a rogue CIA agent sets out to exploit it for his own ends, unaware that the temple is a locus of conspiracies far grander than anyone could ever have guessed.
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HUGE Disappointment
- By Lisa S on 05-26-21
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Madness Is Better Than Defeat
- A Novel
- Narrated by: Eric Meyers
- Length: 15 hrs and 45 mins
- Release date: 02-13-18
- Language: English
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Venomous Lumpsucker
- By: Ned Beauman
- Narrated by: John Hastings
- Length: 10 hrs and 34 mins
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Tens of thousands of species are going extinct every year. And a whole industry has sprung up around their extinctions, to help us preserve the remnants, or perhaps just assuage our guilt. For instance, the biobanks: secure archives of DNA samples, from which lost organisms might someday be resurrected. But one day, a mysterious cyber-attack hits every biobank simultaneously, wiping out the last traces of the perished species. Karin Resaint and Mark Halyard are concerned with one species in particular: the venomous lumpsucker, the most intelligent fish on the planet.
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Stellar Naration
- By Nicole on 08-31-23
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Venomous Lumpsucker
- Narrated by: John Hastings
- Length: 10 hrs and 34 mins
- Release date: 07-18-22
- Language: English
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The Teleportation Accident
- A Novel
- By: Ned Beauman
- Narrated by: John Lee
- Length: 10 hrs and 57 mins
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When you haven’t had sex in a long time, it feels like the worst thing that could ever happen. If you’re living in Germany in the 1930s, it probably isn’t. But that’s no consolation to Egon Loeser, whose carnal misfortunes will push him from the experimental theaters of Berlin to the absinthe bars of Paris to the physics laboratories of Los Angeles, trying all the while to solve two mysteries: Was it really a deal with Satan that claimed the life of his hero, Renaissance set designer Adriano Lavicini, creator of the so-called Teleportation Device? And why is it that a guy like him can’t get himself laid?
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Accidents allude, but they don't ape.
- By Darwin8u on 03-21-16
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The Teleportation Accident
- A Novel
- Narrated by: John Lee
- Length: 10 hrs and 57 mins
- Release date: 07-19-13
- Language: English
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Glow
- By: Ned Beauman
- Narrated by: James Langton
- Length: 8 hrs and 1 min
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South London, May 2010: twenty-two-year-old Raf spends his days looking after Rose, a bull terrier who guards the transmitters for a pirate radio station, and his nights at raves in dingy warehouses and launderettes, where he first hears about the mysterious glow. When a good friend disappears without a trace, Raf's efforts to find him will lead gradually and then suddenly right into the thick of a massive corporate conspiracy.
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Confusing
- By R. Dubrow on 02-21-15
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Glow
- Narrated by: James Langton
- Length: 8 hrs and 1 min
- Release date: 01-20-15
- Language: English
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Boxer, Beetle
- By: Ned Beauman
- Narrated by: Robert Sams
- Length: 8 hrs and 15 mins
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Kevin "Fishy" Broom has his nickname for a reason - a rare genetic condition that makes his sweat and other bodily excretions smell markedly like rotting fish. Consequently, he rarely ventures out of the London apartment where he deals online in Nazi memorabilia. But when Fishy stumbles upon a crime scene, he finds himself on the long-cold trail of a pair of small-time players in interwar British history.
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Great book--with a *terrible* narrator
- By Peregrine on 11-21-13
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Boxer, Beetle
- Narrated by: Robert Sams
- Length: 8 hrs and 15 mins
- Release date: 02-26-13
- Language: English
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Madness Is Better than Defeat
- By: Ned Beauman
- Narrated by: Eric Meyers
- Length: 15 hrs and 56 mins
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In 1938, two rival expeditions set off for a lost Mayan temple in the jungles of Honduras, one intending to shoot a screwball comedy on location there, the other intending to disassemble it and ship it back to New York. A seemingly endless stalemate ensues, and 20 years later, when a rogue CIA agent learns that both expeditions are still out in the wilderness, he embarks on a mission to exploit the temple as a geopolitical pawn.
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Madness Is Better than Defeat
- Narrated by: Eric Meyers
- Length: 15 hrs and 56 mins
- Release date: 08-29-17
- Language: English
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Glow
- By: Ned Beauman
- Narrated by: Jamie Parker
- Length: 8 hrs and 15 mins
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With Glow, Ned Beauman has reinvented the international conspiracy thriller for a new generation. A hostage exchange outside a police station in Pakistan. A botched defection in an airport hotel in New Jersey. A test of loyalty at an abandoned resort in the Burmese jungle. A boy and a girl locking eyes at a rave in a South London laundrette... For the first time, Britain's most exciting young novelist turns his attention to the present day, as a conspiracy with global repercussions converges on one small flat above a dentist's office in Camberwell.
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Glow
- Narrated by: Jamie Parker
- Length: 8 hrs and 15 mins
- Release date: 05-08-14
- Language: English
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Boxer, Beetle
- By: Ned Beauman
- Narrated by: Dudley Hinton
- Length: 8 hrs and 24 mins
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This is a novel for people with breeding. Only people with the right genes and the wrong impulses will find its marriage of bold ideas and deplorable characters irresistible. It is a novel that engages the mind while satisfying those that crave the thrill of a chase. There are riots and sex. There is love and murder. There is Darwinism and Fascism, nightclubs, invented languages and the dangerous bravado of youth. And there are lots of beetles. It is clever. It is distinctive. It is entertaining. We hope you are too.
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Boxer, Beetle
- Narrated by: Dudley Hinton
- Length: 8 hrs and 24 mins
- Release date: 08-01-13
- Language: English
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The Teleportation Accident
- By: Ned Beauman
- Narrated by: Dudley Hinton
- Length: 11 hrs and 59 mins
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When you haven't had sex in a long time, it feels like the worst thing that could ever happen to anyone. If you're living in Germany in the 1930s, it probably isn't. But that's no consolation to Egon Loeser, whose carnal misfortunes will push him from the experimental theatres of Berlin to the absinthe bars of Paris to the physics laboratories of Los Angeles, trying all the while to solve two mysteries: whether it was really a deal with Satan that claimed the life of his hero and why a guy like him can't get himself laid.
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The Teleportation Accident
- Narrated by: Dudley Hinton
- Length: 11 hrs and 59 mins
- Release date: 09-20-12
- Language: English
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