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Dunn Kelly hardly ever has a problem covering for his alcoholic father. As the only Special Populations detective on the police force, his dad's responsibilities usually consist of freeing zombies entangled in turnstiles, checking rabies tags on werewolves, and sweeping up vampires who oversleep while moon bathing. But when teen pop star Delilah Idaho sees a wrinkle on her forehead, his world is turned upside-down. His town is the host to a new television show- You Suck, a reality show where vampires, from sparkly to old school, compete for the privilege of biting Delilah, keeping her young and beautiful forever. But a murderer is loose on the set and it's up to Dunn to save his father's job and solve the mystery. Oh, and his teacher is hitting on him, the football coach hates his guts, and he might lose his spot on the swim team. Like the television show, Dunn's life sucks.
©2013 Gryphonwood Press (P)2013 Gryphonwood Press
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4 out of 5 stars
By anne on 07-02-15

Teen Detective!!!!

Would you consider the audio edition of You Suck to be better than the print version?

I think it always is, especially when you have a good narrator!

Who was your favorite character and why?

Dunn of course! He is delightful....and I really like the character....I cant wait to listen to more of his adventures!

Have you listened to any of Jeffrey Kafer’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

No, I have not...But I would love too! I liked the narration very was never flat and the voices were great...he rally brought it to life for me!

If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?

This would make a fun tv series....weekly adventures of Dunn and his friends...of course you would need Parker as his sidekick!

Any additional comments?

** I was given a free copy of this book in exchange for an honest review **

I really liked this, this was a light listen in a fun world...where supernatural creatures exist as normal people, and its just accepted.....that's always cool to me! This is a story about a teenage guy named Dunn...his dad and him have experienced the loss...and his dad is having a hard time with it...drinking a lot and just messing up in his job as a detective that handles paranormal situations...Well Dunn covers for his dad as best as he can and when a reality show with Vampires starts having homicides, Dunn is given a kind of a liaison position with the young star Dakota to be her contact and security....its really a fun story....I never really knew who the killer was till the end and I liked it very much! well worth a listen and a credit...and I will continue this series!!!

Thank You Audiobookblast(dot)com

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5 out of 5 stars
By Readers Together on 03-11-14

A great story

What a great mystery, the story flows easily and keeps your attention throughout. It's a fun read. Who doesn't like vampires? Dunn Kelly is a great character, I look forward to reading more. Jeffrey Kafer does a great job.

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