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The Amazing Book Is Not on Fire

By: Dan Howell,Phil Lester
Narrated by: Dan Howell,Phil Lester
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If you found The Amazing Book is Not on Fire at least mildly interesting, or even if you didn't read it at all, then you will love our audiobook! Not only do you get us sensually narrating the whole thing in your ears, but there are over three hours of exclusive behind-the-scenes commentary on the book, and irrelevant Dan and Phil banter straight from our mouths to your ears! Who doesn't want that? Okay, that came out kind of weird, but trust us you'll like it. I guess we have to rephrase the blurb...

In this audiobook is a world. An audio world created by two awkward guys who share their lives on the internet! We are Dan and Phil and we invite you on a journey inside our minds through your ears! From reading the stories of our actual births, to verbally exploring Phil's teenage diary, and pontificating about all the reasons why Dan's a fail. Learn how to draw the perfect cat whiskers, get aural advice on how to make YouTube videos, and how will this quiz work discover which of our dining chairs represents you emotionally. With everything from what we text each other, to the time we met One Direction and what really happened in Vegas...

This is The Amazing Book Is Not on Fire!

PLEASE NOTE: When you purchase this title, the accompanying PDF will be available in your Audible Library along with the audio.

©2015 Dan Howell and Phil Lester (P)2015 Listening Library

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my sons are beautiful

i am incredibly proud of my memes and i would recommend this to anyone. they really show their personalities through this audiobook, and i will forever be proud of how far these two have come. thank you <3

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Don't cry, CRAFT!

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Best Book Ever

It was a bit odd to have it read to me, as I have had the physical copy since the day of its release and it doesn't quite seem like the type of book that would have an audio version. But having Phil and Dan read it was AMAZING! The extra bits of commentary they threw in were just icing on the cake and it made me love the book even more. Great job 🦁🐹🦄🐲

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Too Good; Too Pure For This World

Because I'm d&p trash, I've bought the actual book before hand, so listening was just as good. If not, better.
In the book, you have to read everything and laugh yourself. In this audio, you can hear Phil smack his lips as he's trying to speak while Dan is laughing silently in the back. It's like they're right there.

Also, there's a part where they include "their music album", as you get to hear the songs they've created. In the book, you have to imagine the music in your head and bob it to the great sound you think of and people think you're crazy. You know, 'cause you are.

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I'M SO PROUD

If you could sum up The Amazing Book Is Not on Fire in three words, what would they be?

amazing, beautiful, ace

What was one of the most memorable moments of The Amazing Book Is Not on Fire?

NO SPOILERS

What about Dan Howell and Phil Lester ’s performance did you like?

their angelic voices

Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

the northern accents were cute tbh

Any additional comments?

reading along with the actual book is nice you should do it if you have it

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everything I could've ever asked for to be honest

Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

Absolutely! Dan and Phil are such great personalities and are so much fun to listen to.

Who was your favorite character and why?

You can't pick Dan or Phil it's always Dan AND Phil. But if I had to choose ONE...probably Dil.

What about Dan Howell and Phil Lester ’s performance did you like?

Their bants aren't comparable to anything else. They own their performance and you can hear the enthusiasm and love or their book in their voices. So proud.

Any additional comments?

I'm so proud of Dan and Phil for making this beautiful book and recording their reading of it with their beautiful voices and for living their beautiful lives and sharing it with all of beautiful us.

Seriously though, it's a great and entertaining read and the natural confidence of doing years of radio and vlogging makes it a natural and amazing option to have this audiobook format. It just works! Great work, Dan and Phil ^_^

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amazing 10/10

this is absolutely amazing having little baby angels talk into your ears 10/10 would recommend

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Probably the most beautiful thing in the world

If you could sum up The Amazing Book Is Not on Fire in three words, what would they be?

Amazing, beautiful, wonderful

Who was your favorite character and why?

DAN AND PHIL, DUH!

What does Dan Howell and Phil Lester bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

Their soothing, beautiful voices

If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?

The Amazing Movie is Not on Fire

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I'm so proud of my smol meme sons <3

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Babes

I cant believe I go to listen to them lie to me with their own voices

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IT WAS SUPERB AMAZING AWESOME FANTASTIC I LOVED IT WAS GR8 M8. 10/10 WOULD RECOMMEND.

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