Are you ready to rock?
The truth is that the first 13 years of my life before I met you-have been super boring. My life didn't really start until two weeks ago. That was the day I decided to become a full-on, fire-breathing MEGALORD OF RRRRROCK.
I mean, just because I have absolutely no musical ability is no reason to give up on my destiny. You see, I found this book that's going to turn me into a rock god — no talent required! Now all I have to do is survive long enough to read it.
Yours in Rock,
©2012 Barnabas Miller (P)2014 Audible, Inc.