Toddlers Are A**holes

  • by Bunmi Laditan
  • Narrated by Bahni Turpin
  • 3 hrs and 24 mins
  • Unabridged Audiobook

Publisher's Summary

Toddler a**holery is a normal part of human development - not unlike puberty, except this stage involves throwing food on the floor and taking swings at people who pay your way in life. For parents of toddlers, it's a "you better laugh so you don't cry" period.
Bunmi Laditan's hilarious, satirical guide to toddlerhood offers parents instant (and very welcome) comic relief - along with the very good news that It's Not Your Fault. Chapters cover the cost of raising a toddler, feeding your toddler, potty training, tantrums, how to manage the holidays, and "how not to die inside". Parents will see themselves in the very funny sections on taking your toddler to restaurants ("One parent will spend their time walking your toddler around the restaurant and outside like a cocker spaniel, while the other, luckier parent will eat alone."), things you thought you'd never say that you now say as a parent of a toddler ("I can tell you're pooping because your eyes are watering."), and how to order pizza ("Spend $40 on pizza delivery. Listen to your toddler cry for 30 minutes about how the pizza is all wrong. Watch your toddler take a small bite of crust. Google 'can anger give you a heart attack?' Start the bedtime routine.").
Laditan's wildly funny voice has attracted hundreds of thousands of fans of Honest Toddler on social media; here she speaks parent to tired parent, easing the pains and challenges of raising toddlers with a hefty dose of adult humor and wit.

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Nothing BUT the truth

What did you love best about Toddlers Are A**holes?

Anyone who has a toddler currently or not too long ago can relate to this. It's laugh out loud funny and doesn't take itself too seriously. Highly recommended!


What did you like best about this story?

The honesty and fresh perspective.


What does Bahni Turpin bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

The authors voice


What did you learn from Toddlers Are A**holes that you would use in your daily life?

Too not take this phase of child development too seriously


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- Valerie

Thank You.

I needed this and I've been moming for 15 years. Every mom needs this book.
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- Amazon Customer "Maria Evangelista"

Book Details

  • Release Date: 06-02-2015
  • Publisher: Random House Audio