When does 1 + 1 = 3 (or more)? When you've got a baby on the way.Part of that new math, says number-one New York Times best-selling author Jill Conner Browne, whom USA Today calls "just plain funny", includes the addition of an outsize sense of humor to balance the equation of your growing family.The Sweet Potato Queens' Guide to Raising Children for Fun and Profit is a hilarious (though not scientifically tested) wink at the time-honored mysteries of parenting, for anybody who has ever had a kid or has ever known one, knows that the experience is neither fun nor profitable - so, you might as well laugh!As each generation begins its hopeful, happy, and, yes, sometimes harrowing journey together as Parent and Child, together they spawn a new body of "knowledge", the nuances of which will elude the Experts every time.Here are stories of the things we do for Mother Love - or the most incredibly full-time volunteer job ever - and tips guaranteed not to be found in any other parenting guide.
How to Talk to a Pregnant Woman
How the Diamonds on Delivery Policy Can Speed Up the Labor Nature Intended
Why a Good Mother Is Always Adept at Subterfuge
The List of Things You Wouldn't Think You Would Have to Tell Kids Not to Do
Why Mothers of Sons Can Never Retire
Why, for Parents, It's Just a Short Drive to the PoorhouseThe Sweet Potato Queens' Guide to Raising Children for Fun and Profit will have everyone who's ever been a parent (or ever thought of becoming one, or been a child, or is still one) giggling and grinning (no small feat) through those child-bearing years...and beyond.
©2008 Jill Conner Browne; (P)2008 Brilliance Audio