Regular price: $20.99

Membership details Membership details
  • A 30-day trial plus your first audiobook, free.
  • 1 credit/month after trial – good for any book, any price.
  • Easy exchanges – swap any book you don’t love.
  • Keep your audiobooks, even if you cancel.
  • After your trial, Audible is just $14.95/month.
Select or Add a new payment method

Buy Now with 1 Credit

By confirming your purchase, you agree to Audible's Conditions of Use and Amazon's Privacy Notice. Taxes where applicable.

Buy Now for $20.99

Pay using card ending in
By confirming your purchase, you agree to Audible's Conditions of Use and Amazon's Privacy Notice. Taxes where applicable.

Publisher's Summary

Welcome fledging Social Climbers! Allow us to show you the way. Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it. So what’s the big deal? You shouldn’t be punished for wanting to improve your lot in life! This is America, after all. In the grand tradition of True Prep and The Hipster Handbook, The Social Climber’s Bible will teach you everything you need to know to become a pro Mountaineer:


The Art of Social Climbing at gallery openings, cocktail parties, and funerals
Social Climbing as a family
How to handle sex, dating, marriage, and love
Your social climbing IQ and how to improve it
How to spot a Big Fish, Whale, Turtle or Unicorn, and what they can do for you.
Johnson & Johnson heiress Jazz Johnson is a lifelong insider in that rarefied world that fans of both Downton Abbey and Gossip Girl dream about. Raconteur Dirk Wittenborn is old enough to remember when sex was safe and cocaine wasn’t addictive. In short, Jazz belongs to some of the most exclusive clubs in the world, whereas Dirk has been kicked out of them. Who better to guide you?
©2014 Dirk Wittenborn and Jazz Johnson (P)2014 Recorded Books
Show More Show Less

Customer Reviews

Most Helpful
5 out of 5 stars
By anthony on 04-02-18

Worth a chuckle, at least

Good performance. Entertaining subject matter and a few good tips for the socially impaired like myself. Don't think I'll be hobnobbing with aristocrats any time soon, but I may just finagle a raise

Read More Hide me
3 out of 5 stars
By Dr Fletcher on 11-15-16

pretty good

Enjoyable book and although I forgotten the advice already, it was a fun listen :-)

Read More Hide me
See all Reviews
© Copyright 1997 - 2018 Audible, Inc