The Social Climber's Bible

The Social Climber's Bible

  • by Dirk Wittenborn, Jazz Johnson
  • Narrated by Mozhan Marno
  • 7 hrs and 8 mins
  • Unabridged Audiobook
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Publisher's Summary

Welcome fledging Social Climbers! Allow us to show you the way. Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it. So what’s the big deal? You shouldn’t be punished for wanting to improve your lot in life! This is America, after all. In the grand tradition of True Prep and The Hipster Handbook, The Social Climber’s Bible will teach you everything you need to know to become a pro Mountaineer:


The Art of Social Climbing at gallery openings, cocktail parties, and funerals
Social Climbing as a family
How to handle sex, dating, marriage, and love
Your social climbing IQ and how to improve it
How to spot a Big Fish, Whale, Turtle or Unicorn, and what they can do for you.
Johnson & Johnson heiress Jazz Johnson is a lifelong insider in that rarefied world that fans of both Downton Abbey and Gossip Girl dream about. Raconteur Dirk Wittenborn is old enough to remember when sex was safe and cocaine wasn’t addictive. In short, Jazz belongs to some of the most exclusive clubs in the world, whereas Dirk has been kicked out of them. Who better to guide you?

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pretty good

Enjoyable book and although I forgotten the advice already, it was a fun listen :-)
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- Dr Fletcher

If you want to move up, you had better read this

Tongue-in-cheek, but also very very true. I will definitely be looking out for volume number two.
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- Cocobean

Book Details

  • Release Date: 10-30-2014
  • Publisher: Recorded Books
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