• The Sh!t No One Tells You About Pregnancy

  • A Guide to Surviving Pregnancy, Childbirth, and Beyond
  • By: Dawn Dais
  • Narrated by: Dawn Dais
  • Length: 5 hrs and 19 mins
  • Unabridged Audiobook
  • Release date: 11-07-17
  • Language: English
  • Publisher: Hachette Audio
  • 4 out of 5 stars 4.1 (32 ratings)

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Publisher's Summary

The fourth book in Dawn Dais' popular Sh!t No One Tells You series offers "been there, freaked out about that" advice for expectant parents
The fourth title in Dawn Dais' popular parenting series, The Sh!t No One Tells You About Pregnancy is quite possibly the funniest and most heartfelt yet. After all, pregnancy is not all about scanning Pinterest for baby shower themes and registering for ironic onesies, and sometimes the less flattering aspects of gestation have a way of dimming a bit of that so-called pregnancy glow.
Not to worry! Dawn is here, ready to shepherd you through the experience of one human body taking on the task of growing another human body. (Spoiler alert: It ain't always pretty.)
Dawn covers it all, sharing expert lists, tips, warnings, and even a series of parent-training workouts designed to increase listeners' tolerance to the various indignities of parenthood, like peeing with an audience and surviving an afternoon in Chuck E. Cheese.
The Sh!t No One Tells You About Pregnancy is a must-have guide for expectant moms (and their partners!) who are looking for some counsel, comedy, and camaraderie during their ultimate countdown to parenthood.
©2017 Dawn Dais (P)2017 Hachette Audio
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1 out of 5 stars
By Amazon Customer on 03-02-18

Queer Author, Straight Voice

I really want to have a book that was written by a lesbian mom for lesbian moms. this is NOT it. How sad. She also makes this HUGE deal about gender and finding out what kind of genitals your baby has before your baby is born. She is super judgy of anyone who doesn't want to find out. Sorry lady, but freaking out about infant genitalia is super creepy, and incredibly irrelevant to what kind of child you're going to have. 13 years of teaching and child care experience have shown me that a kid with a vagina can be just as difficult as a kid with a penis. The inverse is also true. And while we're at it, for ducks sake, quit color coding your god damn kid so that strangers will be sure to be able to envision what kind of genitals they currently have.
And her voice!!!! Dear Lord, was there not a budget for a voice actor? The jokes might have actually been funny if someone could have delivered them properly.
Two hours left to go, and I'm just done. Can't take another second.

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5 out of 5 stars
By Angela Francis on 01-31-18

shit no one tells you

loved it. I laughed and cried. its rare to find a book so raw about pregnancy

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