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Publisher's Summary

An antidote to heavy-handed advice books written by parenting "experts" who have gotten too big for size 2T britches, The Honest Toddler provides an indispensable manual to parenting that places the toddler's happiness front and center.
Outrageously confident and sweetly indignant, The Honest Toddler tackles everything from preferred toddler foods (unbroken crackers and undiluted juice), unconditional love (accept them as they are-pants or no pants), sleep and potty training methods (none), play date etiquette (mi casa es not su casa), and the proper response to random aggression at the playground (embrace it, park justice is messy but swift).
The result is a parenting book like no other, one that will leave moms and dads laughing, and maybe crying, as they recognize their own child in the ongoing shenanigans of one bravely honest toddler.
©2013 Olubunmi Laditan (P)2013 Tantor
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5 out of 5 stars
By Harriette Moore on 02-08-15

Honestly FUNNY and insightful

Would you listen to The Honest Toddler again? Why?

I kept The Honest Toddler in heavy rotation for months. It took me a minute to get the satire but once I did, I loved it. I have recommended it to all my friends with toddlers. Brilliant approach to parenting a toddler.

Who was your favorite character and why?

The narrator was great! I often joke that Stewie Griffith from Family Guy is the Honest Toddler.

What did you learn from The Honest Toddler that you would use in your daily life?

The number one thing I took from the book was to just relax. And to enjoy those very trying times and frustrating times because they will be hilarious treasured memories down the road.

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5 out of 5 stars
By Colleen C. Obrien on 11-24-15


This keeps me laughing and gives me some perspective on my twins! I need a reminder of their logic

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