The Femme's Guide to the Universe

  • by Shar Rednour
  • Narrated by Shar Rednour
  • 11 hrs and 30 mins
  • Unabridged Audiobook

Publisher's Summary

2012 Fabulousity Now!
Shar has updated and newly pizzazed her classic with even more information for today's femmes (or those that love us). Part Cosmo, part On Our Backs, part Girl Scout Handbook, this hilarious, practical, and comprehensive guide is for Femme Dykes, Baby Divas, Experience Queens, Outrageous Goddesses, Queer Femmes, Lipstick Lesbians, Vixens, and Vamps of every stripe - and those who want to date us!
Simply want a Goddess Life Manual?

How to start a car, a riot, or fire
An answer to: "Are long nails the answer to ice-cube tray trauma?"
Gull Girl Goddess Glossary - that secret de-coder book that we never got when we joined the Queer Dating Club!!
Butch/Femme romance explored and explained
Femme/femme attraction and love celebrated
How to get a garter-belt on and still get your panties off
Break-up support and tested advice, including Shar's classic "How to Wash Any Ex Right Outta Your Hair"
What should be in your toolbox, under your bed, and on your outgoing message: gender empowerment & celebration
How to make vegetarian gravy
The answer to "Do femmes wear boxer shorts?"
How to have sex with RSI or other chronic conditions
How to succeed in the workplace
Geminist shaving deciphered
Femme transwoman? Oh Girl get on in here - in Shartopia.
You know a femme is a femme is a hellooo, Goddess.
from big to small, young to old, country gals to city ones
Shar has fashion, dating and life help for all.
Shar's Stain Removal Guide-Money saving tips for everyday including: building your sextoy collection, decorating your home, shopping for shoes
Shar is always Equal Income Opportunity conscious.
list of kitchen appliances are a waste of money and space-Huge Trouble-shooting Manual covering practical problems like butch/femme translation support group, living in lonely homophobic towns, and retorts to "You like me more than I like you."
and a whole lot more
When Shar says to guide to the universe - She means it.


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Customer Reviews

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The BEST Dating, Beauty, & Hostess Book Ever

This is probably the best dating, beauty, hostess, kick-ass, and "how-to--be" book ever written. Shar is wise, shocking, funny, and the best auntie you never had.

Listen and learn the proper etiquette for how to tell someone to buzz off nicely— how to throw parties no one can forget—and how to apply lipstick that never smudges.

Femme’s Guide is the whole kit of what a real girl needs to know: from how to start a failing car, to seductively educating her butch—advice that can be applied to any gender!
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- Susie "I'm Audible's first Editor-at-Large, the host of In Bed with Susie Bright -- and a longtime author, editor, journo, and bookworm. I listen to audio when I'm cooking, playing cards, knitting, going to bed, waking up, driving, and putting other people's kids to bed! My favorite audiobooks, ever, are: "True Grit" and "The Dog of the South.""

This is Sharnomenal!

What made the experience of listening to The Femme's Guide to the Universe the most enjoyable?

I love, love, love Shar's voice! Her voice is just as alluring as her vivid stories. Shar's book brings the perfect balance of jaw dropping humor, practical common sense and sensuality at every level. You never know what she is going to say next so you will be kept on your toes wanting more. The Femme's Guide was not just entertaining it was also educational and insightful on a social and cultural level.

What was one of the most memorable moments of The Femme's Guide to the Universe?

It is too hard to pick just one but I was really drawn into her childhood stories about herself, her cousins, mom and friends. What she did share about her personal memories were hilarious, sad, insightful and touching.

Which scene was your favorite?

The "what and who is sexy/ body image" scene was my favorite. I loved that Shar shared her story about when she first realized she was beautiful and sexy. It is a scene I would play for all girls and women. Helping women embracing their sexiness and beauty is one of the best gifts you can give them. Understanding and loving ones body is liberating and empowering. Great job Shar!

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Any additional comments?

Great book!!

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Book Details

  • Release Date: 12-06-2012
  • Publisher: Audible Studios