The 21 Laws of Surviving a Gentlemen's Club

  • by Darius Allen
  • Narrated by John Alan Martinson Jr., Phoenix T. Clark
  • 5 hrs and 2 mins
  • Unabridged Audiobook

Publisher's Summary

Bold, raw, forbidden, The 21 Laws of Surviving a Gentlemen's Club is a wake-up call for all patrons. You don't have to be a strip club aficionado to recognize that the behavior of the average patron is evolving before your eyes - rampant narcissism, lack of focus, and no agenda all spell danger.
Darius Allen, author and survivor, confronts this culture of misguided patrons with 21 laws that focus on priority and purpose. He reminds patrons that a gentlemen's club is one of the most voracious, capitalistic environments on Earth. Those who enter this jungle clueless and slaphappy, believing that they can escape unscathed, are sadly mistaken. Much of The 21 Laws of Surviving a Gentlemen's Club deals with the interaction - physical and otherwise - between a patron and a stripper, but Darius also examines the inner working of a social environment that wants to swallow up your money and spit you out.


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Rabbits & Pirahnas

Very entertaining book and great advice for newbies. I guess you could call me a strip club aficionado but it's hard to convey my knowledge of the "jungle" (as Darius calls it) to my buddies. Most of the guys are clueless about how they should spend their money when they enter a strip club, and the other half of the guys are either burnt from bad experiences with "bunny rabbits" and "piranhas," or are just outsiders who are completely clueless and have a nose-in-the-air attitude about gentlemen's clubs. What I like about this book is that now I don't have to describe the value in strip clubs to outsiders, and I don't have to have a long conversation about the do's and don'ts of having a good time and making wise lapdance investments—from here on out I'm just going to tell guys to listen to this audiobook. I think Darius has really done a service to men the world over. Cheers!
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- Alex Close

Making it rain? Dont' make me laugh

I always thought the guys that would make it rain at the strip clubs were the biggest numb-skulls in the club. I'm glad Darius pointed out how foolish that is. Buy a copy of this audiobook. If you're not having fun at the strip club, perhaps you just don't know how. Darius will show you how it's done. The narrator is boss. Well done.
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- Robert

Book Details

  • Release Date: 06-01-2017
  • Publisher: Varsity Club Publishing