• Nobody Told Me

  • Poetry and Parenthood
  • By: Hollie McNish
  • Narrated by: Hollie McNish
  • Length: 7 hrs and 14 mins
  • Unabridged Audiobook
  • Release date: 04-27-17
  • Language: English
  • Publisher: Audible Studios
  • 5 out of 5 stars 5.0 (4 ratings)

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Publisher's Summary

There were many things that Hollie McNish didn't know before she was pregnant. How her family and friends would react; that Mr Whippy would be off the menu; how quickly ice can melt on a stomach. These were on top of the many other things she didn't know about babies: how to stand while holding one; how to do a poetry gig with your baby as a member of the audience; how drum'n'bass can make a great lullaby. And that's before you even start on toddlers: how to answer a question like 'is the world a jigsaw?'; dealing with a 10-hour train ride together; and how children can be caregivers, too. But Hollie learned. And she's still learning, slowly.
Nobody Told Me is a collection of poems and stories taken from Hollie's diaries - one person's thoughts on raising a child in modern Britain, on trying to become a parent in modern Britain, on sex, commercialism, feeding, gender and finding secret places to scream once in a while.
©2016 Hollie McNish (P)2017 Audible, Ltd
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Critic Reviews

"From a poem about morning sickness to a story about enduring a public toddler tantrum, [Hollie McNish] provides beautifully written solidarity covering both the trials and the joys of being a parent." (10 Best Parenting Books, Independent)
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5 out of 5 stars
By C Wong on 05-04-17

Modern day poet

Thoroughly enjoyed this book.
Love her poems - beautifully written, full of emotion and depth and so relatable, not pretentious.
This is beyond parenthood. Topics covered include sexism, feminism, racism, sex, income equality and the struggle and frustration to shield our children from society's absurd prejudices.

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5 out of 5 stars
By nanook on 10-22-17

Wish I could give more than 5 stars!

I’ve laughed, cried, smiled in recognition and told so many people how Hollie McNish hits it all bang on. It’s not just motherhood, it’s life she talks about. I think I’m just going to go straight back and listen to it all again from the beginning. ❤️

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5 out of 5 stars
By Amazon Customer on 09-16-17

What a gem!

I've fallen in love with Hollie, Little One, Grandma and D. What a fantastic way to share in many of these rarely discussed experiences of motherhood.

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