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Publisher's Summary

Look, maybe you're a nice girl, but we're guessing you're more like us or you probably wouldn't have downloaded this audiobook. Not that we have a problem with girls who are nice people. But being nice is just not the way to get what you want. And this audiobook is about getting what you want. Not in a finding happiness, giving back to the world, being grateful for what you have sort of way. But in a ruling your world, being the most desired, powerful badass in the room way, so you can come out on top of any situation: Guys, career, friends, enemies, whatever.
How does a betch make that happen? Here are some highlights:


Don't be easy.
Don't be poor.
Don't be ugly.
We didn't come up with these life lessons. We're just the ones who wrote it all down.
This is not self-help. Self-help is for fat people and divorcées. This is how to deal with your problems when you have no problems. You're welcome.
©2013 The Betches (P)2013 Tantor
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5 out of 5 stars
By Hajo1574 on 05-08-15

Taken with a light heart, this book is fabulous!

This book by no means is a guide to live a happy life nor should the advice in the book be taken seriously. That being said it is a very entertaining read scattered with some lessons of life that all young women encounter at some point in their lives. If you are in college or soon approaching, consider this book a part of your freshman orientation.

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1 out of 5 stars
By sara on 03-11-15

terrible idiotic book

wasted my money. this is pure junk... I think I lost a few brain cells listening to this message.

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