How to Tell If Your Neighbor Is a Borderline

  • by Jonathan Jaye
  • Narrated by Jonathan Jaye
  • 0 hrs and 41 mins
  • Unabridged Audiobook

Publisher's Summary

What if you moved into your dream house and discovered that an obsessive, irrational, hating machine was living right next door? What if you had a background in psychology and thought you could handle it? A seasoned clinician and psychology instructor tells the story of his 10 year struggle to deal with this neighbor from hell, who walked out of a textbook on borderline pathology, and into the lives of he and his wife. He uses this lesson to distill some helpful advice for dealing with this particular brand of nightmare. Humor and humanity are the focus, and everyday language is used to convey the message.


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The Crazy Bitch Next Door

I don't normally write reviews. However I enjoyed this book so much, that I felt the need to write a review. First, this book was recommended to me by my wife who writes reviews for many authors and narrators. Our tastes in books are polar opposites. So when she recommended this book to me I was a little hesitant.

How to Tell if Your Neighbor is a Borderline absolutely cracked me up. Not that the book was meant to be comedic, but because of the real life ridiculousness. Being a law enforcement officer for the past twenty years I have seen many cases that the author talks about in his book.

From the different levels of crazy to the examples provided by the author, I kept laughing to myself and saying, yup I've seen that, or yes sir....she's BATSHIT CRAZY.

Do I recommend this book? Hell yeah I do! For a short read and a quick laugh, you can't go wrong. Who knows, maybe you're living next door to a Borderline.
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- David M. Schrepfer

A serious book with humorous undertones 😅😅😅

The house next door is empty now I'm a little nervous lol.
I love the realism of Jonathan Jay book's.
Jonathan's book's should really come with a choking hazard warning's because he has the ability to make you go from seriously listening to breaking out in spontaneous laughter quickly.
I nearly choked on my tea at one point 😄
Jonathan narrates his book's with perfect sarcastic comedic timing which I thoroughly enjoy.
This is my second book by him and I'm glad he kept the same formula for this book.

But on a serious note the things this author and his wife had to endure was seriously mucked up!
The self control it took not to ring their neighbor's neck is beyond me.
They definitely took the high road.
I guess the real moral of this story is..
You probably shouldn't harass the author next door or the whole world will know just what a crazy Bit# h you really are 🤔
I was given this book by the author in exchange for my honest review, my only regret is that I can't give it more stars.
I highly recommend this book.
If you enjoy it you should check out How to tell if your friend is a sociopath.
I promise both book's will have you in stitches while actually learning how to handle the hemorrhoids who unfortunately share your space.
And the gut busting strong language? Well, that's just a bonus 😉

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- mandymay

Book Details

  • Release Date: 08-25-2017
  • Publisher: Jonathan Jaye