If you're like most women, the mere thought of having to dump a guy makes you cringe. You agonize for weeks, whine to your friends, buy silly books on how to fix your dysfunctional relationship, and do just about anything to avoid confronting the issue. But don't despair. How to Dump a Guy can help even the most cowardly of women master the subtle art of ditching. It offers helpful and hilarious advice on everything from how to know when to go, to choosing a great exit line, to surviving post-breakup hysteria. Plus, you'll hear special tips on dealing with Reject Addicts, Cling-Ons, Sexual Savants, and other difficult-to-dump men.
"In the unlikely event that I ever get another boyfriend, and that I get to dump him before he dumps me, I will certainly make good use of this book." (Laura Zigman ) "This is a hilarious book that will teach women how to dump guys like me." (Steve Martin)