Don't Dump the Dog

  • by Melinda Roth, Randy Grim
  • Narrated by Erik Synnestvedt
  • 4 hrs and 17 mins
  • Unabridged Audiobook

Publisher's Summary

Good advice - "Dear Abby" style - for bad dog owners.
Do you want to dump your dog because he tries to escape your yard? Barks too much? You-know-whats in the house? Doesn’t play well with others? Chewed up your favorite pair of shoes? You wouldn’t be the first person asking to “return” your pet. And dog rescuer Randy Grim has heard every reason under the sun. But before you load Fido into the back of your car, listen to this book.
In it, Randy addresses the concerns of dog guardians everywhere by responding to letters that he’s actually received. With humor, and from his vast experiences with abandoned dogs, he reveals exactly what you can do to remain calm and fix every bad behavior problem. (Even if it means dumping your husband instead of the dog.)


Audible Editor Reviews

For anyone driven to the brink by his or her canine, author Randy Grim presents this unlikely, but practical guide. Don't Dump the Dog is brimming with Grim's acerbic wit and good-natured take on doggy behavioral issues, giving dog owners a chance to relax and share a laugh. Performer Erik Synnestvedt is bright and playful, seamlessly blending clever quips with more serious subject matter concerning abandoned dogs and overcrowded shelters. A decorated advocate for four-legged friends, Grim backs up his practical advice with years' worth of research and instructive anecdotes.


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Customer Reviews

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Probably the most important statement in the book. I used to tell my wife that I did not trust people who did not own dogs. My wife categorized them as selfish. This book made me glad these people do not have dogs. To hear how people treat dogs is disgusting. My wife and I have been married for over 36 years and we have always had dogs. We have found like (Marley) the dogs you love the most are usually the most damaged and hardest to deal with. We have always prided ourselves in not being quitters.

I learned a few thing in this book, to help me with my present dogs and wish I would have known some of this with some of our earlier dogs and I am sure it will help with future dogs.

This is not only a how to book, but it is full of lots of humor which makes the learning more fun. I highly recommend this to people who have dogs or are thinking about getting dogs, They are a lot bigger commitment then the average person realizes. A commitment that can last 15 years are more.
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- Jim "The Impatient" "I am brutally honest. Popular, love everything they read, reviewers are scared to go neg. and risk their ranking. It's your money!!!"

Learn about your Dog while Laughing

As the father of a veterinarian I know all about stray dogs making it into the house for the last 20 years (four of them currently). Yet, I was able to learn a lot about Dog behavior in this book.
As a welcomed bonus, I was laughing out loud while doing it. Maybe because I have experienced some of the situations Randy explained, I was laughing so hard I had to pull over a couple of times before I had an accident. Furthermore, the way Randy makes light of a serious situation (people dumping dogs) without diminishing its importance is masterful.

If you are an animal lover, own a dog, are thinking of owning a dog or rescue stray animals,
you must read this book for the knowledge and for the FUN OF IT!

I will be giving a copy of this book with every dog we are able to place.
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- Ruben

Book Details

  • Release Date: 02-05-2013
  • Publisher: Audible Studios