Almost Adulting

  • by Arden Rose
  • Narrated by Arden Rose
  • 3 hrs and 4 mins
  • Unabridged Audiobook

Publisher's Summary

For fans of Grace Helbig and Alexa Chung comes a fresh, hilarious guide to growing up your way from social media influencer and lifestyle vlogger Arden Rose.
In Almost Adulting - perfect for budding adults, failing adults, and eaters of microwave mug brownies - Arden tells you how to survive your future adulthood. Topics include:

Making Internet friends who are cool and not murderers
Flirting with someone in a way to make them think you are cool and not a murderer
Being in an actual relationship where you talk about your feelings in a healthy manner??? To the other person???????
Eating enough protein
Assembling a somewhat acceptable adult wardrobe when you have zero dollars
Going on adventures without starting to smell
How sex is supposed to feel, but, like, actually though

By the end of the book, you'll have learned not only how to dress yourself, how to travel alone, how to talk to strangers online, and how to date strangers (in PERSON!) but also how to pass as a real, functioning, appropriately socialized adult.


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Customer Reviews

Most Helpful

Pretty good

Entertaining enough to listen to the whole thing; nothing great enough to make a book mark... but also I am 27 and I think this book would a lot be better for people who are younger than 27.
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- Amazon Customer

Hilarious and down to earth.

Felt like I was face to face with my best friend. Absolutely adore this book!!
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- Rhiraventhorn

Book Details

  • Release Date: 03-28-2017
  • Publisher: HarperAudio