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8 Simple Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter takes us shriek by shriek through the process of raising teenage girls, including braces (the most expensive metal on earth), the telephone (seemingly wired to her nervous system) and, of course, dating (Rule #2: Keep your hands and eyes off my daughter's body, or I will remove them).
Critic reviews
"The talk of parents nationwide." (People )
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"The humor is top rate....A seamless performance of some very funny writing, and the gold standard when it comes to how well a comedy audio can be produced and performed." (AudioFile)
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Don't Quit Your Daytime Job, James
- By Keith on 11-20-15
By: Kurt Vonnegut
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Heads Will Roll
- By: Kate McKinnon, Emily Lynne
- Narrated by: Kate McKinnon, Emily Lynne, Tim Gunn, and others
- Length: 4 hrs and 6 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 17,195
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 15,667
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Story4 out of 5 stars 15,601
Heads Will Roll is an Audible Original from Saturday Night Live star Kate McKinnon and her cocreator/costar (and real-life sister) Emily Lynne. Produced by Broadway Video, this is not an audiobook - it’s a 10-episode, star-studded audio comedy that features performances from Meryl Streep, Tim Gunn, Peter Dinklage, Queer Eye’s Fab Five, and so many more. Please note: This content is not for kids.
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5 out of 5 stars
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More like this please
- By Anon893 on 05-03-19
By: Kate McKinnon, and others
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Napoleon's Hemorrhoids…And Other Small Events That Changed History
- By: Phil Mason
- Narrated by: LJ Ganser
- Length: 8 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 1,092
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 968
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Story4 out of 5 stars 964
Hilarious, fascinating, and a roller coaster of dizzying, historical what-ifs, Napoleon's Hemorrhoids is a potpourri for serious historians and casual history buffs. In one of Phil Mason's many revelations, you'll learn that Communist jets were two minutes away from opening fire on American planes during the Cuban missile crisis, when they had to turn back as they were running out of fuel. You'll discover that before the Battle of Waterloo, Napoleon's painful hemorrhoids prevented him from mounting his horse to survey the battlefield.
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3 out of 5 stars
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They just throw the facts too fast
- By Concerned_llama on 12-11-20
By: Phil Mason
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I Can't Make This Up
- Life Lessons
- By: Neil Strauss - contributor, Kevin Hart
- Narrated by: Kevin Hart
- Length: 11 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 55,709
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 50,189
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 49,933
Superstar comedian and Hollywood box-office star Kevin Hart turns his immense talent to the written word by writing some words. Some of those words include: the, a, for, above, and even even. Put them together and you have the funniest, most heartfelt, and most inspirational memoir on survival, success, and the importance of believing in yourself since Old Yeller.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Best Audiobook I Ever Listened To
- By Sam Clear on 07-13-17
By: Neil Strauss - contributor, and others
What listeners say about 8 Simple Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter
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Overall4 out of 5 stars
- Zuzette
- 10-31-05
Very funny
John Ritter is the ideal person to read this book - his delivery is hilarious! Having seen various episodes of the programme on TV by the same name, I was interested in listening to the original book and it certainly did not disappoint. I am sure that every parent will see the funny side of life with teenagers when listening to this, but if it is nothing else, it is fair warning to the childless not to enter into the endeavour of having children without due thought and consideration.
The sound quality was very good on the highest quality level I downloaded. I can recommend this as a pleasant and hilarious way to while away an afternoon or entertain you during a journey.
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- Beth D
- 06-18-20
Hilarious
Great book and I loved that it was narrated by John Ritter. Very very funny!
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
- Rene Clayton
- 03-31-05
TOO FUNNY and REAL
This book is so true and so very funny. It helps us as parents to laugh, breath and then try to figure out how to deal with our teens!
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Overall3 out of 5 stars
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- Todd
- 04-16-12
Comedy, not practical advice
Would you recommend this book to a friend? Why or why not?
This book is full of entertaining stories about adolescent daughters. I was looking for parental advice and was consequently disappointed.
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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Performance4 out of 5 stars
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- Student and Worker
- 07-30-22
Great book
I picked up this book because I heard the show with the same name is based on it. The book is for better. It reads like an encyclopedia entry. This adds to the humor along with the narrator's frustration of his daughters' hygiene and cleanliness habits.
John Ritter may not be the best choice to narrate this but he does well. His performance in the the show based on this book makes it easier to acclimate to his voice regarding the content.
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
- Terri
- 07-02-04
Enjoyable and read by John Ritter
Any current or past parent of a teenage girl will be able to relate to this funny book. And for those who have a daughter beginning to entire this time of life, this book will begin to prepare you for what's ahead. A good laugh for all, especially those who have gone through the teenage years!
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Overall3 out of 5 stars
- steve
- 07-06-11
Good book
Overall, I thought this was a really good book that I could definitely relate to. Funny and on point! I really enjoyed this listen and Ritter was a great narrator too.
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- robert daher
- 10-03-16
Great book. The whole family listened and loved it
For me having John Ritter narrate the book was great. The audio book was enjoyed by the entire family.
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Overall4 out of 5 stars
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- Barbara Blanks aka StFlossie
- 04-28-19
Humorous, even if you don't have teenagers
I first listened to this on audio cassette a lot of years ago. I thought it was funny enough then that I kept the book, intending to listen again one day. Well, I listened via Audible this time, and it's still pretty funny/amusing, although John Ritter gets pretty manic with his reading at times. Still think the 8 Rules are funny and spot on. It's worth a listen--only a couple of hours-plus.
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- Anonymous User
- 09-24-23
I Listened to this after “Love, Clancy,” and I’m glad I did!
I decided to listen to this book after listening to
“Love, Clancy,” and I’m glad I did. It made me smile.”Love Clancy,” had references to this book to this book, because characters kept saying ‘8 simple rules.’ and what they said was so cute I had to listen to this book.
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