White Apples

  • by Jonathan Carroll
  • Narrated by Victor Bevine
  • 10 hrs and 36 mins
  • Unabridged Audiobook

Publisher's Summary

Award-winning author, narrator, and screenwriter Neil Gaiman personally selected this book, and, using the tools of the Audiobook Creation Exchange (ACX), worked with the book's author to cast the narrator and produced this work for his audiobook label, Neil Gaiman Presents.
A few words from Neil on White Apples:
"In his performance, Victor Bevine manages to convey three aspects of Vincent’s personality: the womanizing hedonist he was in life, the now-dead fellow trying to control his rising panic who realizes his one-night-stand knows today is his mother’s birthday; and, ultimately, the loving, heroic family man who undertakes a big task for the sake of his unborn son and - incidentally - the rest of humanity. That’s a tall order for any narrator, but I wasn’t surprised when the accomplished actor Victor Bevine made the character come alive.”
Vincent Ettrich, a genial philanderer, discovers he has died and come back to life, but he has no idea why, or what the experience was like. Gradually, he discovers he was brought back by his true love, Isabelle, because she is pregnant with their child - a child who, if raised correctly, will play a crucial role in saving the universe.
But to be brought up right, the child must learn what Vincent learned on the other side - if only Vincent can remember it. On a father’s love and struggle may depend the future of everything that is.
By turns quirky, romantic, awesome, and irresistible, White Apples is a tale of love, fatherhood, death, and life that will leave you seeing the world with new eyes.


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Customer Reviews

Most Helpful

Thank you Neil!!! Carroll is my new favorite.

If you could sum up White Apples in three words, what would they be?

Surreal, hilarious, mind-stretching.

What was one of the most memorable moments of White Apples?

The entire concept of being dead while being alive.

Which character – as performed by Victor Bevine – was your favorite?


Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

Yes, but unfortunately that is impossible for me, but I couldn't wait to get in my car to and from work.

Any additional comments?

If you enjoy Murakami, Gaiman, Mieville, or Scalzi you might as well go ahead and get this one. I listened to Land of Laughs first and enjoyed it so much I immediately went for White Apples. I feared it wouldn't live up to "LOL" but it was just as fun to listen too.

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- Jason Coffin

Why Neil, why?

Would you try another book from Jonathan Carroll and/or Victor Bevine?

No. The beginning of this book is so inane and idiotic in its description of the main character's flirting with women that by the time things started happening beyond the flirting I just couldn't tolerate it. I get this character is a philandering would be lothario but present him in an interesting way at least. The writing felt amateurish and bordered on the edge of Danielle Steele-ishness. If you're into poorly written stories about possibly dead, debatably debonaire douche bags then I guess this one might be for you. But NG, you let us down with this one. You can't win 'em all.

What do you think your next listen will be?

Probably not something from the Gaiman collection.

Who would you have cast as narrator instead of Victor Bevine?

No one. This book should have remained un narrated and lost in the graveyards of used bookstores' bargain bins.

You didn’t love this book... but did it have any redeeming qualities?


Any additional comments?

Don't bother.

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- Scott

Book Details

  • Release Date: 02-07-2012
  • Publisher: Neil Gaiman Presents