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Wasteland Survival Guide

By: Sean-Michael Argo
Narrated by: John Alan Martinson Jr., Teresa Duff
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Publisher's summary

Shoot first. Fight dirty. Get paid.

Bronco is a gun-slinging wastelander of dubious moral character and questionable sanity...and he is here to show you how to survive and thrive in the strangest of futures.

This guide contains useful information on a variety of topics such as scavenging tactics, guns and ammo, dystopian societies, psycho mutants, bloodthirsty cannibals, and radiation zombies.

Get ready for tall tales of gratuitous violence, misguided heroism, foul language, rampant hedonism, and heavy doses of gallows humor in this bizzaro take on the post-apocalypse.

©2015 Sean-Michael Argo (P)2016 Sean-Michael Argo

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Be Prepared, It's Coming, A Must Have for Survival

If you are anything like myself, you know there is more to what's really going on. The inevitable is coming and you need information to tell you what's going on and tells it like it is! This is not only a guide, its a hilarious, entertaining and informative enchiridion that provides anecdotes you can relate to. I not only like the rugged relatable narrator who's as real as they come, but the feminine narrator lends to an alternative point of view also skilled in survival, quick wit and strength. A must in your survival knowledge collection!!!

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Really funny!

I didn't really have any idea what I was getting into when I purchased this audiobook. Sean-Michael Argo has delivered a post-apocalyptic comedy masterpiece, with an outstanding performance by John Martinson of his character Bronco. I'd really like to hear more of Bronco's stories. This audiobook is just hilarious, especially if you're a fan of the genre.

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Entertaining and intelligent

Author Sean Michael-Argo provides a very in depth presentation of survival in a post apocalyptic world. While the fantasy aspect of it is fun, it can be translated into survival in our modern and rapidly declining society.

His use of words describing how to analyze situations and effectively persevere over them is a clever education of those whom read or listen to this book.

John Martinson Jr. provides excellent personification of the lead character, enabling the listener to be swept into the world as if watching it on the screen or experiencing the world by his side, as is the presentation of the book. His masterful voice truly lends great depth to the world herein, and his ability to bring light hearted comedy through a matter-of-fact way, makes it feel that much more realistic and inspiring to the listener for preparedness.

Theresa Duff also provides an excellent vocal narrative, and I look forward to hearing more from her as she progresses.

All in all, a great read and great listening experience to anyone who has even the slightest interest in survivalism and living off grid.

Highly recommend!

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Apocalyptic Survival Guide of Humor

A solid read for what it is, a humorous take on a post-apocalyptic world..The two narrators present a perfect foil for each other and is well done. All in all, a verbal walk through of my last play through of, " Fallout 4 ".

"This audiobook was provided by the author, narrator, or publisher at no cost in exchange for an unbiased review courtesy of AudiobookBoom dot com."

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Seriously Good Advice

Shoot first. Fight dirty. Get paid. Bronco’s advice will help you stay alive in a post-apocalyptic future like no other you’ve read about. Along the way you will hear about all of the different and new cultures that have popped up since the end of civilization and how to manipulate, trade with or kill them. You will also hear about how society broke down in the first place and a little about what happened afterwards. But mostly, you will be entertained by the stories of what happens to people who don’t follow Bronco’s advice.

This was a very entertaining listen with excellent narration! I would love to hear more about this crazy world that Sean-Michael Argo has created and John Alan Martinson and Theresa Duff brought to life.

I received this audiobook for free through Audiobook Boom! in exchange for an honest review.

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Perfect balance of humor, fun ride for the ages...

What did you love best about Wasteland Survival Guide?

The story is funny and correlates with the direction of the modern world.

Who was your favorite character and why?

The main protagonist.

Have you listened to any of John Alan Martinson Jr. and Teresa Duff ’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

Yes, and this is one of the best.

Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

Laugh, mostly. It was intriguing.

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Hilarious!

Any additional comments?

I laughed several times when he was giving examples in the survival guide. I received this audiobook for free through Audiobook Boom for my unbiased review.

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Best 4 hours and 53 minutes !

I so enjoyed every minute of this audio book. In my humble opinion this is a unique interpretation on what I thought was an over worked Post Apocalyptic Genre. It was fresh and exciting and terribly satisfying. John Alan Martinson Jr.'s narration (which put me in mind of the great Tom Stechschulte) added the perfect touch of verisimilitude. I will be looking through Audible's stacks for more of Sean-Michael Argo's work. I was provided a free copy of this work in exchange for this review but it is worth an audible credit and the expenditure of four + hours.

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My New Survival Bible?

What did you love best about Wasteland Survival Guide?

“I was voluntarily provided this free review copy audiobook by the author, narrator, or publisher.”

First I want to clarify that despite my moniker, I am not a Dennis!
Thank you and I hope you have a great day.

You will understand this at about 1 hour and 45 minutes into the presentation.

Now on to my review:
I am going to buy the print version of this book to put in my 'Go-Bag" so when the mutant, raiders, marauders and zombies come for me I will be prepared.......to die laughing.

This is a great book and the narration is a level above, they are not narrators they are story tellers which I hold in higher regard.

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Welcome to the Wasteland!


Hilarious and useful. In between the laughs it gets you thinking about how you would handle surviving in a post apocalyptic situation. This reminded me of the Zombie Survival Guide which I also enjoyed.

Get this audiobook. Highly recommended!

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