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It should have been the perfect vacation. A beautiful island without a soul in sight. Blue sea so clear I can see the reef. Palm trees swaying in the wind, and a girl with barely a scrap of clothing on.
There is only one problem. She is a zombie and she wants to eat me. That's right. My only companion is a creature with a hunger for human flesh. I should bash in her brains and toss her in the ocean, but I don't have a volleyball to talk to.
All I have is this diary and my own Zombie-Wilson.
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What would Tom Hanks say.
I would say around the middle. I chose this just to hear something different, something a little strange and something fun. Timothy Long did not fail me.
Trying to clean his Zombie Babe
Sun, Sea, Palm trees, Sunny beaches and a Zombie Babe what man could ask for more
I sat here thinking what to put for additional comments and just say, if you have listened to Dead Drunk then this can be compared. I seriously - and will admit it - wondered if Tom Hanks would have been any different? Enjoy - I hope. Be horrified - I am sure
I can see the semblance to the movie Castaway but then that gives this story an edge. Just how would we act in the same situation? Have fun of course
- Garry
Witty, funny, creepy, a little deranged...
I like the book. Its like a car wreck, you just can't look away and you just keep reading on. The author does draw comparison to Tom Hanks Castaway with several references in the book but instead of a stupid volleyball the main character has a "hot" Zombie girl to talk at. Well she starts off hot and then things go down hill from there. This is not a scary typical zombie book. Sure the zombie wants to eat human flesh, but the marooned castaway easily conteds with that. Actually this book was more fun and more intriguing than the Tom Hanks Movie.
- Erik
