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Publisher's Summary

The hilarious ravings of Taniya Sexton, god of planet fruitcake and undercover intergalactic superagent.
Taniya Sexton is an ordinary downtrodden girl with authority issues. Having the working day from hades, she is sucked from our reality and into the fifth dimension when summoned to wage a war. Instantly she's elevated to god status and is worshipped as the almighty god Amrak.
Playing god by ear is challenging enough, but without warning she's dumped into the region of her nemesis, the god Adnachiel. Faced with drooling foamers and alien creatures, scrambling to distill hostility, she falls chin first for the gorgeous man, seduces and overthrows her enemy, and, on returning home when her mission is over, finds herself suddenly in the employ of the Bureau of Her Majesty the Queen, as a secret universal spy.
Hold on to your sides, as this is hilariously sidesplitting.
©2014 Poppet (P)2015 Poppet
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4 out of 5 stars
By Jan on 08-10-15

Great fun for twenty-something Brits

Funny to hilarious mind ramblings of a London shopgirl with a mind of her own and a solid opinion of herself as she is abducted and hailed as a god by the people of this fifth dimension planer. The publisher's summary will give you some clues without spoilers. Enjoy this gigglefest!
Elan gives a fantastic performance that no book could match.
I received a copy of this book in exchange for an honest review.

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5 out of 5 stars
By anne on 11-15-15


Would you listen to Soul Cypher again? Why?

Absolutely!!!! It was great!! I laughed and Laughed...Taniya is hilarious!!!!!

What was one of the most memorable moments of Soul Cypher?

When Taniya realizes she can just think things into existence...and the first time she asked for a bathroom on Planet Fruitcake..I laughed my butt off!!!

What does Elan O'Connor bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

SHE ROCKED IT!! I would totally listen to her again!!

Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

Yes it was...and I would have if I didnt have to carry on with normal everyday life, like work and sleep!!! lol

Any additional comments?

**I was given a free copy of this book via audiobookblast in exchange for an honest review**

This was such a funny book...its like one big hilarious rant!!! Taniya is just living her life, boring job, rude boss...retail-hell...she has had this odd triangular mark on her thigh for quite sometime, and it is rumored to be an alien mark...then one day she slips on some old lady wee...and poof she is in another dimension! She is considered a Well she meets Ned...who is supposed to be her nemesis...they end up joining forces to take down the opposition...SUPER DUPER HILARIOUS ALL THE WAY THROUGH!!!!!


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