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For the last century, one bard after another has come into The Drunken Unicorn to sing about the prophecy blazing from the wall in shiny, blue neon. Galdris, the new owner, has had enough. He'll stop at nothing to remove the prophecy that has tormented him since he bought the inn. Even if it means fulfilling it.
A comedic look at self-fulfilling prophecies.
©2013 Crissy Moss (P)2015 Crissy Moss
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By Slim on 04-26-16

okay book I guess

I didn't like this book, I don't know why but I couldn't get into the book as much as I thought I would.

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By Steve H. Caldwell on 01-11-16

A quick but fun story.

A fun story about a bar with a prophecy on the wall that drives the bar owner nuts, since all the bards keep singing about it. He tries anything he can think of to get rid of it, and it turns out the prophecy is self fulfilling. It is a cautionary tale about being careful what you ask for, since you might actually get it. Fun characters, the plot device of the prophecy is well thought out and the bar owner's attempts to get rid of it are hilarious. Well worth your time for a quick listen, expecially since Michael Gilboe does such a good job of narrating.

I was given a review copy of this book by the publisher, author or narrator free of charge in return for an honest review through Audiobookblast dot com.

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