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An officer and an idiot....
Guido and Nunzio may not be the brightest bodyguards in the world - but they certainly are faithful. When Skeeve "the Great" asks them to join the army of Possiltum, the two thugs volunteer without question.... Except: Whose side are they on?
Queen Hemlock's? The Mob Fairy Godfather's? Skeeve's? The two baffled bodyguards barely have time to figure it out - they've been handed government - issue crossbows, armored with leather skirts, and given combat orders by the dreaded drill sergeant Smiley!
With war heroes like these...who needs enemies?
©2006 Robert Lynn Asprin (P)2013 Audible, Inc.
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By alex on 01-31-18

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I have always loved the Myth series. I found it enjoyable to hear as well

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By C. Adam on 07-23-16

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