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Publisher's Summary

There are reasons we fear the night. Now he's trying to stop them.
Three months have passed since the fateful encounter in New York City that ended with the disappearance of Bill Ryder - gamer, geek, and legendary vampire. Now he's back - reawakened halfway across the globe with no allies, clothing, or clue as to how he got there. The only thing he's certain of is that his captors plan to use him for their own nefarious ends and don't care how much blood they spill in the process.
Escape might be the least of his worries, though. Civilization teeters on the brink of chaos. Mythical beasts, once thought the stuff of fantasy, are breaking through the veil, intent on waging war against mankind. At their forefront stands an ancient evil, the last remnant of a people thought long dead, and it's about to cut a swath of destruction through the world not seen since biblical times.
Bill's only chance is to reclaim his life, reconcile with his friends, and muster every bit of attitude he can - because if he fails, Hell on Earth will become far more than just a corny saying.
©2014 Rick Gualtieri (P)2014 Rick Gualtieri
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3 out of 5 stars
By Cliff on 08-13-14

Good, but mainly a transition story

This is the 5th book in the Tome of Bill series. Getting right to the point, if you liked the previous books in this series you will like this one as well. If you did not like the previous books then why the heck have you continued this far into the series?

The story is interesting and the humor is good. There is a bit of character development but not too much which is good as this series is supposed to be light and I'd hate to lose the fun and humor as the series progresses. Some of the character actions don't make great sense, then again stupid actions are Bill's trademark.

Really I would have given this book 4 stars except that the conclusion of the story is sort of weak and it really is more of a setup for later stories than a true stand alone novel. I hate stories that are left hanging. It's one thing to have a meta-plot but quite another to leave the reader feeling like the story was not adequately resolved.

The narrarator is good. He does one of the best smart-alec voices I have heard. He doesn't have the greatest range but his ability to bring out the humor more than makes up for other shortcomings. The problem with this one is the audio quality wasn't as good as the previous books. You could definitely could hear different volume levels as they switched tracks which is annoying and makes you turn your mp3 player up and down a good bit

Other than that this is another fun and enjoyable book in the series. I am looking forward to the next one, but definitely hope for a better ending to the next book..

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5 out of 5 stars
By Luelala on 03-16-17

Read Sunset Strip before this one! Great Book

Sunset Strip is in this series but is the book to read before this one. Still really enjoying the series!

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3 out of 5 stars
By Teddy on 07-11-17

Could have been a great trilogy

Is there anything you would change about this book?

I'd make it less like a rehash of the previous books in the series.

Would you be willing to try another book from Rick Gualtieri? Why or why not?

I wouldn't be willing to try another in this series. By five books I've heard enough of them to know that they're all very samey. I suspect I could skip ahead to the very last book to find out how it ends, and not really miss anything major. The series would have made a great trilogy though

Did Goddamned Freaky Monsters inspire you to do anything?

Sadly, it inspired me not to continue with the rest of the series even thoguh I'd already bought them.

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5 out of 5 stars
By Bracore on 06-10-16

Fantastic series

Fantastic series that gets better and better with each book (I'm listening to the audio versions) adult humour and innuendo mixed in with great characters and a great story ark.

Add Rick to your read / listen list you won't be disappointed.

The narrator does a first class job also.

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