Enter the Janitor : The Cleaners

  • by Josh Vogt
  • Narrated by Michael Gilboe
  • Series: The Cleaners
  • 10 hrs and 7 mins
  • Unabridged Audiobook

Publisher's Summary

Clean freak college student Dani Hashelheim never imagined she'd discover her latent magical ability in, of all places, a bathroom. But when she ducks into the ladies' room at the library, she's put in the crossfire between an elderly janitor and a ravenous muck-monster that emerges from the sink. Dani's previously unknown power manifests in self-defense, and she floods and burns down the library - at the same time.
Enter Ben, the janitor, who works for the Cleaners, a supernatural sanitation company that keeps reality tidy and safe...and a company Dani now works for as well, whether she wants to or not. This puts a significant crimp in her dream to attend med school and become a doctor. Nor is Ben happy, since it's his duty to help Dani adapt to the job and learn to control her chaotic talent before it kills them both.
Dani barely has time to try on her new company uniform before she and Ben are hunted down by a cult that wants to cleanse all life from the planet, and believes her power provides the means to do so. While fighting to survive the cult's increasingly violent recruitment attempts, the pair must battle dust devils, navigate a maze of mystical sewers, face down trash golems - and scrub the occasional toilet.

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Beware the monster lurking in the toilet!

First we had Men in Black who protected the world from rogue extraterrestrials and helped relocate friendly ones. Now we have The Janitors, the men and women in green( or pink or whatever color your super swat janitorial suits decides is your best color) who protect humanity from the supernatural horrors that inhabits the pipes, ducts and sewers. Those alligators terrorizing the sewers are not just urban legends. Their mean, their green and they work for Corruption. (Where are the Turtles and Master Splinter when you need them!) Purity and Corruption are at War and The Janitors are the magical marines who police the dark, wet, dirty, damp places of the world and keep Agamemnon from being just one flush away! Fast paced, action oriented, humorous and original, Enter The Janitor is a rare and original Urban Fantasy adventure. Great character development, strange new dimensions and a original plot. Ben the Janitor is forced to take on Dani, a college student studying pre-med who has a fear of dirt and germs, as an apprentice. All she wanted to do is use the bathroom before study group. She ends up opening the door to a twilight zone of supernatural horrors, having a hidden power manifest itself within her and being recruited into the Cleaners, a covert group for the forces of Purity. Magically imbued humans who fight Corruption….And that is only in the first couple chapters! If you are fans of Christopher. Moore, Richard Kadrey, Elliott James, Rob Thurman, Jim Butcher or Seth Skorkowsky. Enter The Janitor is right up your alley. (Just don’t get caught in the gutters, the dead ways between the worlds., ask The Janitor, he will fill you in!
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- tamara.riley-wilson "Be willing to empty your cup""

Magic is alive and well in the bathroom stall

This is just a fun book...new system of dialog presentation, light hearted, smack talking characters, a little love interest without the in your face sex...like I said it's fun moves right on along. If you are looking for a classic story it would be the wrong choice
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- Allen Anthony "No comment"

Book Details

  • Release Date: 06-29-2015
  • Publisher: WordFire Press