Dysfunctional : The Case Files of Dr. Matilda Schmidt, Paranormal Psychologist

  • by Cynthia St. Aubin
  • Narrated by Hollie Jackson
  • Series: The Case Files of Dr. Matilda Schmidt, Paranormal Psychologist
  • 8 hrs and 50 mins
  • Unabridged Audiobook

Publisher's Summary

Meet Matilda Schmidt, paranormal psychologist....
When Cupid gets stupid...
It isn't every day a sexy demigod throws a pissed-off Cupid onto psychologist Matilda Schmidt's couch and informs her the fate of the world depends on her ability to get him off his diapered ass and back to helping people fall in love. But first she'll need to convince a seductive hit man he's snatched the wrong woman before he convinces her he might be the right man - for a night.
When luck runs out...
Accused of stealing gold from an infamous Irish street gang, paranormal psychologist Matilda Schmidt will die in exactly five days if she doesn't cough it up - guilty or not. With minutes ticking away and her office overrun by a leprechaun who's loopier than he is lucky, Matilda makes a deal with a demigod: Give him one night in her bed, and he'll help her locate the missing gold.
When there's not a hop in hell...
The day is going to hell in a hurry for paranormal psychologist Matilda Schmidt, and that's before a suicidal Easter bunny shows up for treatment. Hunted by two jealous goddesses who would gladly use her intestines to lace up their strappy sandals - and with her full-time hit man/sometimes lover nowhere to be found - Matilda will have to save herself, or the world will be up River Styx without a paddle.


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Customer Reviews

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Love it!

Loved it. It is funny, captivating, and entertaining. Not a serious plot or extensive character development but it is not meant to be. At least I hope not. Matilda Schmidt is an extremely intelligent psychologist. She can diagnose someone on a dime and is able to adjust to any type of patient situation.

Watching her adapt to her new paranormal clients is hysterical. This story happens over a few days with Matilda working with several paranormal clients. I will not spoil the book. The reviews are pretty much on point. The reason this did not receive my normal 3 stars for this type of book is, it ends in a cliff hanger. I enjoyed the series. Most series at least have a definite ending. This is just a cliff hanger. I don’t like that.
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- Yvonne "I live to ride my bike."


Would you consider the audio edition of Dysfunctional to be better than the print version?

Cynthia St. Aubin and Hollie Jackson are congenial. A perfect match!

What did you like best about this story?

Cynthia St. Aubin writes a fantastic comedy. The situations and characters she creates are just over the top and will make your belly ache, your cheeks hurt from laughter and will let you break out in giggles even after finishing the story.... Oh, and it gets hot, too!

What about Hollie Jackson’s performance did you like?

There are several passages that were funny in the book but make you cry out with laughter when Hollie Jackson reads it alloud and you have to rewind a few times to listen to it. ("Tot-shot!!!!!")

Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

The emancipation of a new kind.

Any additional comments?

I'm not sure if you should listen to this while driving or performing brain surgery or any kind of work that asks for 100% focus. Chances are that you'll laugh so hard you'll double over and can't stop guffawing. I'm not sure that any kind of insurance would include "damages by listening to Cynthia St. Aubin"

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- Carina

Book Details

  • Release Date: 03-25-2016
  • Publisher: Cynthia St. Aubin