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Publisher's Summary

Jack Jupiter knows zombies. He's written about them for years. So when Jack's mother passes away in a freak car accident involving a half-eaten deer and a pack of cigarettes, he also knows something's up. Now, Jack and his fiancé, Darlene, are forced to go back to the dreadful town of Woodhaven, Ohio, for his mom's funeral.
But what he doesn't know is it might be their funeral, too.
A few months before Jack and Darlene's arrival, a mysterious flu-like virus swept through the town, infecting nearly every citizen. Now, like ticking time-bombs ready to explode, everyone is dropping dead. But they aren't staying dead. No, they're coming back as flesh-eating zombies.
Not only will Jack Jupiter have to bury his mother, confront high school bullies, and save Darlene, but he'll have to fight the dead in order to stay alive. And these aren't like the zombies from his books.
These walking corpses are real.
©2017 Flint Maxwell (P)2017 Tantor
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4 out of 5 stars
By Russell Austin Arenz III on 01-10-18

Zombies are bullies

Small time writer returns to the small town he was bullied in. overall not to bad.

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2 out of 5 stars
By Stew81 on 04-09-18

Annoying Main Character

The main character in this book seems to think that he is better than everyone in the small town that he grew up in. The high school quarterback is still a bully making $24K a year, The police chief carries a gun because he's over compensating. Even his only friend as a child who got into physical fitness and is now a personal trainer is called dumb by the main character. It made me root for the zombies a little.

Aside from that the book is pretty slow. This entire book takes place over the course of about 2 days maybe. I made it through the book but I wouldn't recommend it.

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