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Everything has come down to this. The Invaders have finally reached D.C. It's time for Eric and crew to destroy Uncle Mel and thus the entire alien race, but it seems that he's hidden away, and the city is being taken over by Mel clones. Starlet is held captive in a cave somewhere in Massachusetts. Can she break free and find Eric? And if so, can she reach him in time to help bring down the President? This has gone on long enough. It has to end. But how? Things are gonna get weird.
©2016 Marc Richard (P)2016 Marc Richard
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By Flagnar on 12-19-16

You'll like this if you like crude crazy.

What made the experience of listening to DAVE! (A Novel from the Future) Part 3 the most enjoyable?

The audio book is like a crazy roller coaster ride. It's so all over the place of over the top that it's actually fun and enjoyable.

Who was your favorite character and why?

Starlet is pretty cool. She gets her face half ripped off, acts like it's just another bad day, and fixes it with staples and duct tape.

Have you listened to any of David S. Dear’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

I have listened to David S. Dear's performance during Dave part 1 and part 2. He is on par in part 3. David performs exceptionally well keeping characters unique and memorable. He adds unique voice inflections that keeps the characters distinct and easy to remember throughout the story. Very well done.

Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

When Starlet tells Eric he can shove a pencil in her rear side while taking her from the front side.

Any additional comments?

The Dave series is absolutely nuts crazy. It's crude with foul language, sex, and violence. If you enjoy science fiction mixed with crude humor and a ton of ADHD then you'll like this book. A quote from the TV reporter Chaz Mufflebeard, "This chalk dust is getting all up in me tits."

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By Mary Karowski on 12-19-16

South Parkesk in audio form

Mel Gibson as president, Donald trump, aliens, a Canadian wall and more. Very strange and weird and highly entertaining. If you like South Park and that style of humor you will truly enjoy this trilogy.I was voluntarily provided this free review copy audiobook by the author, narrator, or publisher.

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By Norma Miles on 12-15-16

"The sign says nothing about penguins."

Any additional comments?

Once again we meet up with the Invaders as they attempt to overthrow the evil government and pull down the wall. Yes, they are all back: Uncle Mel Gibson, Eric and Carlton, Nick and Ray, Uncle Mel Gibson, Starlet and Ella, the dog, various nasty aliens and Uncle Mel Gibson, and, of course, Dave who didn't turn out to be quite as expected, oh, and Mel Gibson.
But this time the stakes are even higher. Not just the end of the wall - it could be the end of the world.

This crazy, dystopian story set just a few years into the future, is, like the two preceding it, disgustingly crude, gross, over-the-top - and hilariously funny Narrator, David Dear, captures every nuance and breathes life into every one of these curious characters, each of whom is given a distinctive voice and his fast paced performance is perfectly matched to the text. A perfect pairing.

Although there isn't much story to follow as the characters are almost everything, it would be a mistake, and a great pity, to start with this volume. First listen to the preceding two books to enjoy the full terribleness of this satirical tale. Nor should you buy this book if you are repelled by sexual innuendo, gross physicality, irreverent takes on life and society and are shocked by slight dalliances with political incorrectness. But if this isn't you, go get this book now and enjoy. I loved the.whole series. Thank you, Mr.Richard.

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