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Only the first was worth listening to.
It's like the authors said, "Hey let's write a collection about Anti-Hero's and bad endings. Won't that be fun."
The last one especially made me want to pull out all the stops when it comes to expletives." What kind of snot-vomit is this? It's like a used bumm wad rolling across from the dumpster, thru the front door and onto your nice clean carpet.
Really, like I don't have better things to do with my time?
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Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?
Yes. Each story has solid action scenes. They all are cast in that strange forbidding world called the Iron Kingdom inhabited by gritty warriors trying to annihilate each other, puny humans trying to stay one step ahead of human grubbing monsters and fed up mercenaries tasked with shutting up and shutting down a bunch of self absorbed mages.
What other book might you compare Called to Battle, Vol. One to and why?
"The Butcher of Khardov" by Dan Wells springs to the lips. Both books are set in similar settings with Warjacks running around creating havoc controlled by hard-bitten uber warriors. That blood crazed maniac Orsus Zoktavir from "Butcher of Khardov" could exist and probably do quite well in the Iron Kingdom. Hell, I'd back him with a chunk of change if went up against General Gerlak Slaughterborn - the thoroughly evil badass and all around bully from the third story in "Call to Battle". It would be a match you wouldn't want to miss.
Which character – as performed by Bronson Pinchot and Ray Porter – was your favorite?
My vote has to go to General Gerlak Slaughterborn for just having that name. Huge call author! Talk about effortless cred among the boys down at Annihilator's All You Can Slaughter Then Eat While Still Twitching 24 hour Cafe or some other joint frequented by Gerlak's cronies. With a name like Gerlak Slaughterborn you are pretty much guaranteed shotgun seat every time, everywhere in everyone's ride. If you try some pathetic RPS move, by the time you stick out your skinny twig of an arm old Gerlak Slaughterborn is already digesting the larger portion of your upper torso. This man is not to be trifled with.
Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?
Yes, and I did. Book wasn't too long, and the stories just buzzed along.
Any additional comments?
Get this book if you like stories that feature crossbow shots through eye sockets, thoroughly slashed throats, exploding Warjkacks and eagle eyed sharpshooters blowing the heads off of homicidal mages. Also, you won't have to slog through endless hours of meandering backstory to get to the first whizzing bullet or war axe skull thwack with this book.<br/><br/>all four stories are well written and professionally narrated stories that will be a quality addition to your virtual bookshelf.
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