Andrea Vernon and the Corporation for UltraHuman Protection

  • by Alexander C. Kane
  • Narrated by Bahni Turpin
  • 8 hrs and 49 mins
  • Unabridged Audiobook

Publisher's Summary

Andrea Vernon always thought she would spend her life living in Paris writing thought-provoking historical novels all day and sipping wine on the Seine all night. But the reality is she's drowning in debt, has no prospects, and is forced to move back to Queens, where her parents remind her daily that they are very interested in grandchildren.
Then, one morning, she is kidnapped, interviewed, and hired as an administrative assistant by the Corporation for UltraHuman Protection. Superheroes for hire, using their powers for good. What could possibly go wrong?
Her coworkers may be able to shoot lightning out of their hands or have skin made of diamonds, but they refuse to learn how to use the company's database. She has a swell hook-up buddy relationship with The Big Axe, but he's pushing to go exclusive. Then there's the small matter of a giant alien space egg hovering over Yankee Stadium, threatening civilization as we know it.
Will Andrea find contentment in office drudgery? Can she make a life together with a guy who's eight feet tall and never puts down his axe? And will she ever figure out how her boss likes her coffee?
Andrea Vernon and the Corporation for UltraHuman Protection marks the debut of a super-funny new voice in fiction.


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Customer Reviews

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Great Book!

This book is a great read from start to finish! The humor is relatable, the characters flushed out and full, and the wit superb! I could easily see an entire book written about any main or supporting character in the novel and hope the author expands the world he's so delightfully created!
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- Grayson Blackmon

Great Narration!

This was a really funny book & the narrator is everything! The end of the book would have been funny regardless of who was reading, but her voices just made the laughter bubble out of me.
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- Kenia

Book Details

  • Release Date: 08-22-2017
  • Publisher: Audible Studios