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Publisher's Summary

A girl. A guy. And a talking peen.
Holly Martin isn't the type to have a one-night stand. But a crushing break up, a sexy blind date, and a few shots of Fireball is about to change all that.
Matthew Daniels is an introverted PA who claims he's too busy to date. But that doesn't stop his older brothers from encouraging him to let loose and get out there, because as they put it - the right girl won't just walk up to you.
But what if she does?
Is it possible for a one-night stand that happens twice, to actually become more? Could two nights of reckless debauchery actually lead to true love? Or is this just another case of a whisky induced disaster?
This romantic comedy is sure to have you laughing, cringing, rolling your eyes, and looking for a shot glass of your own.
This book contains mature content (and immature content). It is intended for adult listeners.
©2016 Ryan Ringbloom (P)2017 Ryan Ringbloom
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By PATRICIA on 09-14-17

Laugh out loud funny!

Every once in a while, a romantic comedy comes out that just hits me as so good and funny that I laugh out loud. This one definitely did this to me. Matthew meets Holly on an accidental blind date, not letting her know he is not the person she is supposed to be meeting. From there, it's one laugh after another along with incredible chemistry. Matthew is a sweet guy, hard working and doesn't date that often. Holly is recovering from a breakup and being told it's time to get back out there. What makes this so good, is the idea that men think with the wrong head. "Peen" is always talking to Matt, guiding him to jump into bed with Holly every chance he gets. The conversations they have are so entertaining, just like you would imagine them to be if you could hear them out loud. Give this book a read, you will not be disappointed, the story is great and the comedy is hysterical.

Tor Thom and Charley Ongel duet narrate this story. Their chemistry always comes through when they perform and with this one, you can hear the laughter in their voices. Tor Thom's "Peen" is spot on, it will make those around you wonder why you are laughing!

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By Lori on 09-13-17

Great story with fantastic narration

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Great book….loved the humor. It's definitely worth your time and credit. It's one of those books that you will listen to repeatedly just for the fun of it. It pulls you in immediately and holds your attention from beginning to end. I ended up staying up late because I was so wrapped up in the story I didn’t want to stop listening. I thought.... I'll just start this while I clean up after dinner. Well.... 3 hours later the dishes were done, the laundry and 3 bathrooms. When I started to reorganize the closet just to keep listening I knew I was in trouble. Even though I stayed up late to finish the book I wish it had been longer, just because it was an enjoyable story.<br/><br/>It's a well written, fun, humorous, steamy and just plain all around entertaining story with a great cast of well rounded and immediately likable characters.<br/><br/>The narration was fantastic. Tor Thom and Charley Ongel are a great duo. They are each great narrators on their own but their dual narrations are a pleasure to listen too. Clearly spoken with a nice even pace. Great character voices. Perfect tone and delivery of the humor. They made the story and characters come to life. Very enjoyable.<br/><br/>I was given this free review copy audiobook at my request and voluntarily provided this review.<br/>

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