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Real Vampires Take No Prisoners

By: Amy Fecteau
Narrated by: James Patrick Cronin
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Matheus believes that getting Quin back will help him deal with the pressures of a vampiric war, but his hopes crumble after his soulmate fails to remember him.

The tattered remnant of their mystical connection appears to drive Quin's erratic suicidal behavior, threatening their bond and their very existence. While Matheus pines for his former love, a hurt and betrayed Alastair must watch the man he loves chase another. Feeling inadequate as a leader, Matheus searches for a way to make Quin remember him, no matter the cost.

With Apollonia is closing in on their home, he must act soon. And to make matters worse, his mortal - and pregnant - sister begrudgingly sets aside her contempt for vampires to ask his help to protect her unborn child from their insane father.

Terrified of losing Quin for good and of facing his father, Matheus faces a damning choice: kill the man he loves or attempt an untested ritual that might destroy them both.

©2017 Amy Fecteau (P)2017 Audible, Inc.

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  • 05-24-18

Great series

This series is fantastic and this was a great follow-up to the past two books. The only thing was the narration was a bit different as far as the voices, but it was still well worth listening to.

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  • 06-29-20

Such a fun series

I really enjoyed this entire series. There was a lot here, three books full of action and surprises and snark.

Matheus the main character is just always grumpy - but in the funniest best way. Some of his one liners are hilarious. James Patrick Cronin's narration is so spot on, every character is unique and his voice just pulls you into the story.

He needs to get "His" Quin back, as Quin has no memory of his sunshine. Their group also has to deal with the threat of Matheus' father and Apollonia looking for them.

I liked Amy Fecteau's take on this world and these creatures. Not invincible, still vulnerable, still with some 'humanity.' I highly recommend this series for any fan of the narrator, genre, or author. Can't go wrong.

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Real Vampires Turn You Every Which Way But Loose

If you could sum up Real Vampires Take No Prisoners in three words, what would they be?

A wild ride.

What was one of the most memorable moments of Real Vampires Take No Prisoners?

When Matheus and Quin FINALLY get together after one hell of a slow burn.

What does James Patrick Cronin bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

Well, you can't blame a guy but his voice was a little different for the third book. I get the impression he did the first two books one right after the other. At first I didn't like his take on Quin in the first two books but I came to love (adore it) and as for Matheus he was so totally spot on. The third book, it was like he was trying to remember what they sounded like and Matheus sounded so much harder, losing his boyish voice. Even Alistair was a tad different but his secondary characters were the same and very good. He did the female voices extremely well and I only know of one other narrator who has that knack. I wish Mr. Cronin did more m/m books because he is simply wonderful. He does snark so well!

If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?

I'm not gay! Well maybe I'm gay...ok I'm gay.

That's Matheus. It was a real arc for Matheus and learning who he really was. (And how strong he really was.)

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This is has been one of my FAVORITE books. I have laughed, chuckled and there are some beautiful moments captured, some real truths - all beautifully done. The cruelty of the laboratory scenes really horrified me - and it goes on every day here in America - not with vampires but with animals. Also the cruelty that Matheus endures really got to me (but then Quin took care of that in the first book...gotta love the guy). Killed me when Matheus was attacked with baseball bats by some goons in the first book and when Quin saved him saying - I'm here love. - or words to that effect. Ahhhhhhhhh romance. The author is fabulous.

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Excellent!

I love this author and narrator together. I cannot wait until the next book comes out in this series.

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Story could have been told in half the # of words

Narrator: love him ! But the third book seemed to have been sped up so I changed it to 0.9 speed and it was perfect

I seriously enjoyed the take on the genre - and all of the amazing characters and the unpredictable plot . But holy lord some editing should have been down . By the middle of the second book I started skipping 4 chapters because I knew whatever had happened would have been repeated enough times I would be able to get the idea . There is romance(s) but not sappy and predictable a little too slow burn but once there was the resolution I got why it had to be when it was . I’ll probably listen again when I have a long drive or cleaning just to have background but not need to really pay attention or be invested in what happens next.

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So glad I gave this a try

The full series was fantastic. I was initially put off by the title and cover art, but despite that I had nothing bad to say about the book. Great
writing, character development and good narration.

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Great ending

I love these books and would like to see more of them. You have to read these is sequence from Real Vampires Don't Sparkle and Real Vampires Do It In The Dark. Each of the first two books end in cliff hangers so don't miss out on the beginning.

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Thoroughly enjoyable...

Though I thought the story dragged a little bit, it was well worth the drag. The continuation of Matheus and Quinn and the entire range of wacky characters was super exciting. I was pleased with the happily ever after, even though it did take a bit of time to get there. This was such a great series! Really enjoyed Amy Fecteau's writing and the narration of James Patrick Cronin. What a great ride!!!

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Great ending.

This was by far the most entertaining read of the trilogy. I laughed out loud and was genuinely amused by the characters. I thought the narrator did a wonderful job and loved his voice.

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