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My Alien Bedroom: Abduction and Invasion
- Alien Romance
- Narrated by: Veronica Heart
- Length: 1 hr
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Publisher's summary
Space sex: the final frontier....
My life was in shambles. It had been for as long as I could remember, in fact. I'd never known what I was doing in life or how I should be spending my time.
Over the years, I'd developed quite the sex drive in order to cope with my being lost in life, sleeping with just about anyone who came along and happened to look halfway decent. At one point, I'd gotten particularly restless and took to traveling the world in hopes that it would solve from my problems. But, aside from quite a few more notches in my bedpost and the draining away of my savings account, very little changed as a result.
I'm back home now, feeling more lost than ever after a lousy evening of being wined and dined and screwed, wondering what in the universe there is for a person like me.
And that's when the tractor beam comes down from out of the sky....
I'm pulled, still in my bed, up into the air onto an alien spacecraft, where I encounter two absolutely gorgeous extraterrestrial life forms. As it turns out, they're on a mission to study the ins and outs of human sexuality, and they might just want to use me as a test subject....
Warning: This book contains lots of hot sex, drama, and submission.
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- CRAZY4PEANUTBUTTER
- 01-30-16
okay
BOOK REVIEW.....
The story was lacking in all ways. But it was funny in places. The sex scenes are gross but hilarious. The author could seriously benefit from reading some romance books written by female writers. Or at least some sex scenes written by women. It would help a lot with his writing. Mr. James uses very unattractive descriptions in his writing. I mean really who wants to read about saliva running down someones chin or cum getting up someones nose. Gross !!!
AUDIO REVIEW......
The narrator had a bad habit of drawing out words. I can understand using that to add emotion or emphasize what is going on. But it isn't necessary to constantly do it.
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- Smash
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Short and only a little sweet
This was another quick listen... I liked the premise, but I really wanted less background and more action (if you know what I mean ;)
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I didn't lik this one so much.
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the story it self was not bad and could have been better , but this narrator was the worst I have ever heard!! She has such a monotone voice there was no change in tone at all! i will NEVER buy another book with this woman as the narrator. such a disappointment .
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Terrible performance!
Don't buy that book! Terrible narration! TERRIBLE! I couldn't listen for more than 5 minutes...
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