Magnificent Bastard

  • by Lili Valente
  • Narrated by Tyler Donne, Summer Roberts
  • 7 hrs and 31 mins
  • Unabridged Audiobook

Publisher's Summary

F--k Prince Charming. Sometimes, you need a Magnificent Bastard.
Face it, ladies: love sucks and then you cry while your ex rides off into the sunset banging your best friend.
But why let a break-up end in tears when it can end with sweet revenge? Enter Magnificent Bastard Consulting and me, chief executive bastard. I've got it all - looks, brains, a heart of gold, and the killer instinct guaran-damn-teed to make your ex regret the day he said goodbye.
With the help of my virtual assistant, I've built an empire giving broken-hearted women the vengeance they deserve, while keeping myself far from the front lines of the heart. Life is a bowl of cherries, until my virtual assistant shows up on my real doorstep for the first time, begging for a Magnificent Bastard intervention of her own.
Damn. She's a bona fide sex kitten.
I pride myself on being a true pro, but pretending to be her lover soon leads to giving it to her good, hard, fast, and up against the wall. And somewhere between getting balls deep in my sweet and sexy assistant and watching her ex beg for a second chance, I break every last one of my damn rules - professional and personal.
So what's my next move? Fight for the girl who makes me want to get up on a white horse and ride to her rescue, or stay a Magnificent Bastard to the end?

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Magnificent Story ~ Downright Sexy! LOL Hilarious!


Bash... aka... Magnificent Bastard is just oozing with arrogance, confidence, and sexuality, and using his talents to earn a living doing what he does best! With his trusty virtual assistant, he helps women get even with their ex's while gaining their confidence, and self respect back. They said he couldn't do it, but after two year's of Magnificent Bastard's Interventions, he's laughing all the way to the bank!

When Bash takes is virtual assistant, Penny, who he has never seen before on as a client, all his skills and self control will be put to the test. From their very first meeting, the sparks started flying, and he and his Incredible Bulk are all onboard, and ready to break a bunch of Magnificent Bastard's golden rules starting with the toe curling kiss, and ending with …. well you know.

All the emails/texts between Bash and Penny at the beginning of each chapter were absolutely hilariously! My face hurts from all the smiling and laughing I did listening to this story! Full of so many laugh out loud moments, quirky characters, teasing, and banter it's almost like a stand up comedy show, but with some serious lust and sex going on! I absolutely LOVED this story!

Tyler's performance was awesome! I loved how he portrayed Bash's character, making him sound arrogant, confident and sexy. However, I think this story would have been 10 star perfect if it was narrated by a male/female duo. But still a Fantastic Job to be proud of!

YES, I recommend this story! Credit or Sale….it's well worth… either! Get it, you will laugh!
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- Cheri "Love listening to audiobooks, and being swept away by a great story and narrator. It's my therapy, and I need it daily!"

OMG MAGNIFICENT BASTARD

This is my first audiobook review. I have enjoyed this book. Thank you Lili Valente for this story was amazing. I love the characters Penny and Bash. There was comedy, romance and a little bit of suspense. I loved the way the story flowed. Bash is a charming very sexy man who helps women get revenge on ex lovers thru his company called Magnificent Bastard Consulting. Penny is a woman who is shy and had some self esteem issues when her old boyfriend leaves her for her mother. Her and Bash have an excellent work relationship even though they have never really meet except thru text and email. Bash helps Penny by going with her to her mother's wedding where she is the made of honor but doesn't want to be there. How does this story end? Will Bash be able to help Penny? Do they get a HEA? Don't want to give anything away because you really should read this wonderful book 5 stars
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- amoryamistad

Book Details

  • Release Date: 06-03-2016
  • Publisher: Self Taught Ninja