How to Date a Douchebag : How to Date a Douchebag

  • by Sara Ney
  • Narrated by Josh Goodman, Muffy Newtown
  • Series: How to Date a Douchebag
  • 10 hrs and 8 mins
  • Unabridged Audiobook

Publisher's Summary

He's not a douchebag; but that doesn't stop his friends from turning him into one.
My friends want me to get laid.
So much so that they plastered my ugly mug all over campus in bold printed letters:
Are you the lucky lady who's going to break our roommate's cherry?
Him: Socially awkward man with average-sized penis looking for willing sexual partner. You: Must have a pulse. He will reciprocate with oral. Text him at: 555-254-5551.
The morons can't even spell. And the texts I've been receiving are what wet dreams are made of. But I'm not like these douchebags, no matter how hard they try to turn me into one.
This isn't the kind of attention I want.
One text stands out from hundreds. One number I can't bring myself to block. She seems different. Hotter, even in black and white.
However, after seeing her in person, I know she's not the girl for me. But my friends won't let up - they just don't get it. Douchebags or not, there's one thing they'll never understand: Girls don't want me.
Especially her.


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Customer Reviews

Most Helpful

not great:(

The book lacked an interesting storyline and I don't get the title of the book with the story....he is a genuinely nice guy (maybe she is the douchebag). They pretty much fall for each other right away. Cue lots of sex without much storyline and now they are moving in together. idk. not a fan of this one although I will say that some of the sex scenes were well written...I just didn't feel anything for the main characters.
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- DD

Flove Rhett!

This has become my favorite of the Douchebag series. Rhett is unavoidably lovable and his cluelessness makes him so much more so. His cute and clumsy (non) pursuit of the feisty red haired heroine makes anyone and everyone relate to the struggles of dating even if you are long past and out of the staring scene. The narration is spot on, and breathes life into these characters in a way that sucks you in. This entire series is epic for the simple fact that sometimes even douchebags are lovable to someone. Buy this book! You won't be disappointed.
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- lisa cravens

Book Details

  • Release Date: 09-26-2017
  • Publisher: Audible Studios