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Publisher's Summary

The latest in the bewitching series from the author of Dead if I Do
In wintry Wisconsin, occult bookseller - and witch - Garnet Lacey isn't immune to the cold. But even though her new vampire husband doesn't actually have a pulse, love will keep them warm - if the honeymoon doesn't drive them apart. Thanks to a vengeful frost demon, instead of a gothic honeymoon in Transylvania, Garnet and Sebastian are stuck in exotic Minneapolis, Minnesota. And with gods and goddesses running amok all over town, Garnet can't seem to find much quality time for her new hubby....
©2010 Lyda Morehouse (P)2013 Audible, Inc.
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By dorothy on 11-02-13

last (hopefully only for now) of a funny series

Would you listen to Honeymoon of the Dead again? Why?

I'd listen to the entire series again! well written, entertaining and well thought out

What did you like best about this story?

the whole thing. characters are well developed and consistent throughout. the slightly sarcastic tone enhanced the narrative and well, i laughed myself silly. a few tears too...

Which scene was your favorite?

no favorite as there was always more

Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

absolutely! after listening to one of the books i bought the rest and listened to them all, forsaking all others loaded on my ipod!!

Any additional comments?

Listen to this series- and I hope there are more volumes to be written!!

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By Joanne on 03-04-15

Great narrator, stupid heroine

Is there anything you would change about this book?

The heroine behaves in stupid ways. She is a smart witch but oh my god, she ruminates for hours then behaves in a very scatterbrained manner.

What could Tate Hallaway have done to make this a more enjoyable book for you?

Garnet could be a great heroine but in Honeymoon of the Dead, she out does herself in transparent and ridiculous schemes that anyone can see through. She doesn't want to tell Sebastian about the hotel room trashed by Lilith because he'll be mad. What is this--I Love Lucy? Ricky will be angry so Lucy must think up a way to distract him?

Have you listened to any of Amanda Ronconi’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

Amanda Ronconi saved this book and the series. Thanks to her skill, you can forgive garnet's ridiculous musings. Ronconi can read (almost) anything and make the it sound better than it was written.

Was Honeymoon of the Dead worth the listening time?

No. I couldn't finish it because one foolish decision begets another until you want to smack garnet. My friend couldn't get through the first book because garnet irritated her too much. I made it to the 4th book!

Any additional comments?

Thank you, Amanda Ronconi!

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