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Publisher's Summary

Wanna break up? There's an app for that.
Dexter meets Girlfriend's Guide to Divorce in this snarky black comedy that follows Eris as she toys with people's lives.
When 25-year-old Eris gets fired from her minimum-wage job, she stumbles on her friend's startup which outsources bad news to people. But will she manage to keep her friendships intact when she finds out she's very good at delivering breakups, when demand is really picking up, and when the recipients don't take to the news too kindly?
Inspired by the Greek Goddess of discord Eris and by today's app services obsession.
Do you want to meet Eris? Do you want to see the waterworks? Then listen to this black comedy that will make your heart break.
©2016 George Saoulidis (P)2017 George Saoulidis
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5 out of 5 stars
By Ray Johnson on 02-13-18

Crazy but true, I could see this become a reality

What happens when you put a girl who thrives on chaos in charge of splitting people up? Your success goes sky high. Eris, inspired very clearly by the goddess of discord, is hell on wheels, and after getting fired (taking her friend down with her) wanders about aimlessly until she takes a gig in which she is hired to break up unwitting partners so that their soon to be ex doesn't have to get their hands dirty. She proves to be a total success, and I could see a company actually making money doing this. I even appreciated the mention of the Golden Apple.

Vogel is energetic in her reading, and george is spot on in his writing.

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1 out of 5 stars
By TU on 03-05-18

I thought this was awful

I was given this free review copy audio book at my request and have voluntarily left this review.

So, what the heck did I just listen to? Seriously, I have no idea how to quantify it. It wasn't that funny to me, it wasn't romantic (even though it was categorized as such on Audible), and it was only 45 minutes long. That last one, though, was the ONLY reason I finished the book. Eris is annoying and came across as mean to me. The narrator's voice is REALLY peppy, which kind of seemed... off to me for someone who professionally breaks up with people... Anyway, I will not be looking for any more episodes from this series.

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