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You think your job is tedious? Try being the Harbinger of Evil for a day. I dare you....
What's the Devil to do when his fire no longer burns away his sins and Fate is screwing with his...well, fate? Easy - lie, cheat, steal, and dictate my questionably accurate autobiography-slash-romance-novel to my unwilling and outstandingly rude Vampyre niece. Welcome to my Hell.
A mysterious darkness is gunning for me and this time it might prevail, but I have little time to worry about that. Instead of seeking it out, I shall simply go about business as usual. If it's fated, it will find me.
My list is long. Traveling to Earth to promote my best-selling romance novel at an alarming book convention where I must protect my privates from the rabid lady readers is enough to frighten even the Devil. Not to mention, I have to avoid my insane mother like the plague and catch the smart-mouthed, gorgeous soul seller on Earth - who may or may not be someone I'd like to keep.
So today is a day like any other. Punishments must be doled out and chaos must be encouraged. A vacation would be lovely, but there is no rest for the weary...or the evil. Luckily I know how to have an outstanding time doing outrageously bad things. Thank Hades, I'm a handsome bastard.
There is no fated happily ever after for the Prince of Darkness, no matter what ridiculous ending my niece slaps onto my autobiography.
Or is there?
Fate is a bitch, but she usually gets it right.
©2017 Robyn Peterman (P)2017 Audible, Inc.
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5 out of 5 stars
By Nadine Applegate on 11-23-17

Another excellent book

I absolutely loved this story from start to finish. I just wish it was longer. I just couldn't get enough. Especially of the scenes with Astrid working with her uncle Lucifer and her colorful ways to express things. The family interactions are always so funny and I died laughing during the scenes with the other authors in it and how they kept messing up Janet Evanivich's name. I was so there with Astrid and her favorite authors. We have the same amazing taste. The narrator did an excellent job as well. He interpretation of all the characters is so well done, it just adds so much to the performance and the overall enjoyment of the book.

Thank you, I can't wait for more!

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5 out of 5 stars
By Troublemer on 12-18-17

My Siren

What can i say? It is Robyn Peterman. This book was so funny I could not stop laughing. I recommend this book and all her others.

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