Fashionably Fanged : Hot Damned

  • by Robyn Peterman
  • Narrated by Audrey Lusk
  • Series: Hot Damned
  • 8 hrs and 45 mins
  • Unabridged Audiobook

Publisher's Summary

I have to trap the most evil, worst bad dude in existence without actually turning him to ash. So, what's a Vampyre to do?
For starters, enter an undead beauty pageant - in Oklahoma, where the hair is jacked and the contestants are busty and brainless.
My name is Venus. I'm a 200-year-old killing machine, and I'm trading in my daggers and sword for a sparkly dress and an obscene swimsuit. Tiny strips of Lycra are not my typical battle wear, but when in Oklahoma...
Armed with a fairly decent attitude, two debatably heterosexual insane old ladies, a woman I'd wanted to kill less than eight hours ago, and the possible love of my undead life, I'm in over my head with this. Of course I have no clue what this is going to entail, but that's never stopped me before.
I'm learning quickly nothing is as it seems - not my past and least of all my future. With the not-so-angelic Angels watching our every move and more butt glue, lipstick, and hairspray than I knew existed, I'm gonna take my fate by the balls and twist. Hard.
In a race with death for the cursed life of the man I'm falling in love with, there's no room for error. Especially when I can't decide if I'd rather head butt him or jump his sexy bones.
Mixed up in a tangled trap of spotlights, sequins, and seduction, I'm gunning for a crown and my happily ever after with the arrogant alpha-hole who makes me feel alive.
And the winner is...
Hopefully me.

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I hate this Narrator

I will be returning this book... I love Robyn Peterman and I love the series but I seriously HATE THIS WOMENS VOICE!! I was so happy this one was finally available on audio i bought it without looking at the Narrators name but as soon as i heard her voice... smh... I Just Can't!!!
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- Amazon Customer

That Voice...

I've loved this series. Mostly because it's so damn funny. But the narrator made it so difficult to laugh through this.
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- lisa

Book Details

  • Release Date: 07-18-2017
  • Publisher: Audible Studios