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I know I'm already mated.... I wanna get married.
What do you get when you combine a three-headed monster named Charles; a rotund, gay, dancing Demon named Doug; a culinary disaster baked by Mother Nature; a celibate premarital councilor named Jeff; an offer from Satan that's impossible to refuse; and Steve Perry?
You get the royal wedding from hell - or, to be more accurate, possibly in hell.
All I want to do is marry the Vampyre of my dreams, with my closest friends and family in attendance. Yep, I know nuptials in the undead world are unheard of, but I'm still hanging on to my humanity if only by a thread. Being mated is great, but getting married is important to me.
Tacky invitations and cake that causes food poisoning aside, I also need to deal with the stream of Demons entering my world from mysteriously opened portals. Not to mention Angel Jeff is going to fail us on the premarital test if we participate in any nookie before the wedding. I'm trying really hard not to go bridezilla on everyone. With five days to plan the wedding, I have to figure out who's opening the portals and deal with our hostile allies who think our wedding is a farce. It's been a very difficult week - especially the no nookie part.
All I know is this: I will say "I do" on Saturday even if I have to go to hell and back to accomplish it.
©2016 Robyn Peterman (P)2016 Audible, Inc.
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By Cheri on 12-08-16

Wedding Bliss? Or Wedding From Hell?

Another snarky, witty, ridiculously funny addition to the Hot Damned series! Astrid and Ethan are one of the funniest couples, with lot's of sizzling chemistry and love. They crack me up with Astrid's colorful vocabulary and Ethan's willingness to play along with Astrid's sexy but hilarious games.

Jessica has really out done herself with this performance! She flawlessly delivers on all the characters, demons, angels, and vampires! Her performance really made this story entertaining and AWESOME! I loved both the story and performance!

Oh Robyn, I hope you don't keep us waiting long for the next addition to the series! I'm so looking forward to more Astrid, Ethan and Samuel.

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By Amazon Customer on 12-11-16

love all of her books!!!

If you are in to silly and ridiculous then you will Love this author. I am extremely goofy and have everyone of her books this series is great so is the Magic and Mayhem series as well. If you are new to the series start with Fashionably dead book one

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