Fashionably Dead : Hot Damned

  • by Robyn Peterman
  • Narrated by Jessica Almasy
  • Series: Hot Damned
  • 12 hrs and 14 mins
  • Unabridged Audiobook

Publisher's Summary

Vampyres don't exist. They absolutely do not exist. At least I didn't think they did 'til I tried to quit smoking and ended up Undead. Who in the hell did I screw over in a former life that my getting healthy equates with dead? Now I'm a Vampyre. Yes, we exist whether we want to or not. However, I have to admit, the perks aren't bad. My girls no longer jiggle, my ass is higher than a kite, and the latest Prada keeps finding its way to my wardrobe. On the downside, I'm stuck with an obscenely profane Guardian Angel who looks like Oprah and a Fairy Fighting Coach who's teaching me to annihilate like the Terminator. To complicate matters, my libido has increased to Vampyric proportions, and my attraction to a hotter-than-Satan's-underpants killer rogue Vampyre is not only's possibly deadly. For real dead.
Permanent death isn't on my agenda. Avoiding him is my only option. Of course, since he thinks I'm his, it's easier said than done. Like that's not enough to deal with, all the other Vampyres think I'm some sort of Chosen One. Holy hell, if I'm in charge of saving an entire race of blood suckers, the Undead are in for one hell of a ride.


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Customer Reviews

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Ridiculously Funny!

This was a ridiculously funny story, with so many parodies, like the foul mouth Angel named Ophra, a vampire named Paris Hilton, a fairy who acted like the Terminator but had questionable fashion sense, and other well know characters.

After Astrid is turned into a vampire, she receives training from her "guardian" angel and the bu-- kicking fairy and with all this divine intervention, she soon becomes one of the most powerful vampires. But when she meets Ethan, WOW the sparks fly! He was hot, sexy, charming and the attractions between them was instant and steamy.

I had fun listening to this story, it reminded of a good parody movie and had me laughing out loud. The attraction between Ethan and Astrid was steamy but funny as well.

Jessica Almasy performance was awesome and I thought she did a great job portraying Astrid's personality. Each character had their own voice, and she used the right amount of inflection throughout the story. Astrid and Ethan were my favorite characters.

The story does end on a cliffhanger but I didn't mind because I had already planned on getting book 2.
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- Cheri


What did you love best about Fashionably Dead?

If you enjoy audio books and snarky love stories with tons a paranormoral this is one you dont' want to miss

What did you like best about this story?

How so many funny elements are in the story along with a good story

What does Jessica Almasy bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

She does an amazing job with all the different people. Loved how she did the voices and brought them to life or (dead lol)

Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

yes it was I hated when I had to stop listening

Any additional comments?

Adore this series knew it would be awesome in audio

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- Snoopyvet (Karen)

Book Details

  • Release Date: 02-09-2016
  • Publisher: Audible Studios