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Clam jam. Definition: the female equivalent of a cock block. Example: You're chatting with a guy you're interested in, and your friend comes along and lays claim to him.
Maggie: That's my life - except it's worse. My friend who keeps "jamming" me is my gay roommate.
Fact: He went home with three - yes, three - of the guys I had been so sure were into me.
Fact: He's really pissing me off. I'll never manage to get a boyfriend before the age of 50 if he keeps this up.
Fact: Secretly, I wonder what it would be like if he weren't gay. Why do all the hot, sweet, tender-hearted guys have to be gay?
Ry: The day I interviewed for the room to rent, everything changed. I knew I had met the girl, except there was one small problem: She'd been burned badly and didn't want to deal with a heterosexual guy as a roommate. I could've found another place to live, but I wanted to live there - with her. So I had to go undercover.
Fact: I'm in love with my roommate.
Fact: She's going to hate me if I come clean now.
Fact: I'm not giving up. Which means I'll just have to continue to run defense until I figure out a way to get Maggie to see the real me.
Contains mature themes.
©2017 RC Boldt (P)2017 Tantor
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5 out of 5 stars
By Erin H. on 05-26-17

So f%#&ing funny!!!

Such an original, creative story and I learned an awesome new phrase! Really loved the male narrator - the female narrator was good, but occasionally she got a little too whiny. Couldn't put it down. Was worried it would be offensive or insensitive to LGBT - meaning you can make anyone straight - but it wasn't and was hilarious. Would've been way more funny if the author had made some scenes with the gay guys instead of it being told in the past. Also I really wish the author had made Rye kiss Jack - I kinda added that scene in my head myself - and it was FUNNY!

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3 out of 5 stars
By Trinigal78 on 06-13-17

Tangents

Maggie's inner dialog tends to be too long winded. That was annoying!
Also it's taking to long to get to the good stuff..

My other issue with this book is Jack giving out his friends address... who does that?

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3 of 3 people found this review helpful

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2 out of 5 stars
By Jayltee on 04-12-18

Not amusing at all

The way the central premise occurs is quite creepy and what follows is wholly unbelievable. A little too one dimensional for me

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