Cinderella: Not Quite the Fairy Tale, Book 1

  • by May Sage
  • Narrated by Audrey Lusk
  • 3 hrs and 23 mins
  • Unabridged Audiobook

Publisher's Summary

A modern adult fairy tale
The king needs an heir, and that means finding some sort of woman to do the job. "That's all it's about, ultimately: basic, carnal compatibility in order to satisfy this need. For that reason, the pictures I request of those who wish to apply are explicit. The full prerequisites are attached to the correspondence. If you aren't comfortable with these demands, don't bother applying."
Ella applies, seeing straight through the bullshit; she goes as far as derisively adding a set of pictures fitting the requirements the letter demands: a picture of her "pussy" (a fat, indolent Persian) and of her in her nightwear - yoga pants and a hoodie. In lieu of an introduction, her message reads:
Dear Daniel Franko Phillipe Del Luz,
I've applied to guarantee that I'm not summoned to your little orgy. F - k you. We aren't all stupid.
Ella.

It was supposed to go through an automated system; she didn't expect anyone to read it. Let alone the king.
This novel is intended for a mature audience.

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Customer Reviews

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The prince is a fool

The story itself is lots and lots of fun! The Cinderella reference is really just a snark that adds giggles to the whole. I've seen that some folks feel distressed by some of the language, but I found it to be within the norm of an age group, nothing more. There is erotica near the end. Basically, I loved it, and giggled throughout.
Audrey Lusk gave a really fine performance with excellent character definition and perfect snarkiness.
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- Jan

Fun light listen.

This is a book you can read in one sitting. It's fast, fun and hot. Ella is a woman trying to get revenge but destiny has other plans for her.

This isn't your run of the mill Cinderella story it's more layer back and fun.

I didn't really like the narrator but the story was such fun I just pushed forward.
If you're looking for a fun quick read you can't go wrong with this story.
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- Honey ~MBO~ "I am a blogger and reviewer and just a lover of books."

Book Details

  • Release Date: 05-05-2016
  • Publisher: May Sage