Can't Touch This

  • by Tess Hunter, Pepper Winters
  • Narrated by CJ Bloom, Eric Michael Summerer
  • 10 hrs and 27 mins
  • Unabridged Audiobook

Publisher's Summary

I don't want to touch it. I really, really don't. He's egotistical, crass, and my patient's owner - which makes him totally off limits. Yep, that's right. He owns the wiener dog I'm currently working on. I've also worked on his Spoodle, his Cocker-shitzu, and a Cheagle - don't ask. It doesn't help that he also represents most of my jointly-owned veterinary practice's small clientele. We'd only just opened the doors a few months ago, and in he strode with a yelping Taco Terrier. One haughty look at our sparkling new facilities, he'd demanded royal treatment, even though I was currently finger deep up a squalling tomcat. Ever since then, he expects me to serve him. Any time. All the time. Him and his revolving zoo of dogs. One of these days I'm going to swat him for being so pompous, but I can't deny the way he handles his charges makes me want to see past the "do as I say and don't ask questions" barking exterior. But then last week...he caught me staring. His bossy commands switched to a cocky smirk. He gave me permission to do something I promised myself I would never ever do...if I want to....

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What the Critics Say

"A hero who loves animals? Sign me up!!! Can't Touch This is adorable, zany, and sexy fun!" (Lauren Blakely, New York Times best-selling author)

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Customer Reviews

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Couldn't finish!

Let me say I tried, I really did. I stopped and took a break and tried again ( I did this a couple of times) but I couldn't get into the book. First the setting is in Australia but read without the accent. Second I am animal person but this took it to an extreme. And third when they started using pet toys as sex toys I stopped for good and returned the book. This book was not for me.
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- StacyB.

You had me at...

I could not put it down! Well, at least until the mini plot twist. I was so thrown by it that I had to take a short break to say to myself "WTF". Once I calmed I was able resume touching it.
Really the writing is beyond 5 stars. It was especially cute to hear all the English ways of saying American things. Not sure what's up with the writing as business but Tess & Pepper are spot on. I cannot wait until the next installment of ear porn.
And all the fur babies tugging at my heart strings. this really was a big part of making this epic love story so darn epic & irresistible.
CJ BLOOM was the vessel as Vesper. Sultry,smart, sweet & down right naughty.
Eric Michael Summerer is my new favorite male narrator. move over Sebastian York. Mama's got a new sexier, hotter & sweeter pet. Call me as I'd love to touch it, relax I mean your voice.
OMG the hot & hotter sex was off the charts!
WORTH A CREDIT!!!
WOULD LISTEN TO IT AGAIN & AGAIN!!!
Why are you reading this instead of listening to it???

All the above are my opinions. Sorry if you opinion differs. I am an Audible RomComDom Addict with over 400 of them in my library. I need a 12 step program or a way to pay for my habit ;-) Enjoy!

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- BIGmama

Book Details

  • Release Date: 02-14-2017
  • Publisher: Tantor Audio