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One of these things is not like the others - life-threatening community theatre, wire hangers, chipmunks, tree-house sex-capades with a hot werewolf and head-shrinking with a porno-loving rabbit shifter.
Actually none of these things are even remotely like the others, but it's my life and I'm going to make the pieces fit into a perfect puzzle - even if I have to shove it together and glue it with magic.
New leaf, new leaf, new freakin' leaf.
Caring for people wasn't in my repertoire until I landed in Assjacket, West Virginia. Falling in love wasn't anywhere on my agenda. It's messy. However, I've been told messy is what showers and therapy are for. I'm hoping that info is correct because Goddess knows I'm trying.
Never until now have I been a witch that wanted it all - the guy, the job, the friends and the place called home. Now I just have to fix my slightly irresponsible and somewhat unstable witchy ways so I deserve it.
I'm going for perfect or at least a loose definition of the word.
Messy, here I come.
©2016 Robyn Peterman (P)2016 Robyn Peterman
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5 out of 5 stars
By Cheri on 06-17-16

Snarky, Sassy, And Sexy!

Zelda the Swifter Whisper is back for more Magic and Mayhem!

This was another great addition to the series. I adore Zelda! She's hilarious, and I love all her snarky remarks. While this story is funny on the surface, there was a little undercurrent of serious emotions as Zelda comes to terms with her mother, and accepts she is worthy of love. Her relationship with Mac is hot, and their role playing always makes me smile. However, her big heart, and her willingness to help others, is shaping her up to be the next Baba Yaga.

Wow! Who knew Stephanie could rap!!! Stephanie does such an outstanding job narrating this story! She captures Zelda's personality, and delivers all the snarly sassy dialogue flawlessly. The narration really adds to the story.

I enjoyed this quick story! It's was a light, funny read that's perfect for in between the more serious stories I love to listen too!

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7 of 7 people found this review helpful

5 out of 5 stars
By Troublemer on 07-19-16

another hit

Wow!!This book was just as good as the last two. It was funny funny funny. Zelda and Mac are great toguether. I just love the wit and sarcasm of Zelda. Talk about crazy and mixed up family and friends but that is what makes this a great book. The play that her father wanted her to do was funny. Going to the see local shrink(Roger Rabbit). Helping chipmunk shifters after they came to kill her. LOL. I recommend this book and the series. Looking forward to the next.

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4 of 4 people found this review helpful

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