Melanie Porter has been dumped-again. When others accuse her of "being in love with being in love," she agrees to let her best friend, Patti, step in and direct her dating life.
The Boyfriend Bylaws by Patti Hartley.
Rule #1: No giving out your phone number until approved to do so.
Rule #2: Must obtain permission to accept any date invitation.
Rule #3: No bringing up marriage, kids or the future.
Rule #4: No going to first base without authorization.
Amended Rule #4: No going to first base, or any other base, without authorization.
Rule #5: No scribbling your first name with some guy's last name. Ever.
Rule #6: New rules may be added as Patti Hartley deems necessary.
Memorize it, live by it, and happy dating!
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another fantastic story
The narration was wonderful but the story is hilarious and gets you involved from the start.
The characters but also the thing: the word of the day that was throughout the story. Yumzy, like sucks are the two I remember.
Yes, the previous stories in this series. She does a wonderful job with the voices and inflections.
The story made me laugh out loud and I couldn't wait to continue the story if I had to stop.
This is an awesome story
I have not read the printed book. I very much enjoyed the audio edition.
Patti.... I love the way she was always there for Melanie....trying to show her what was right in front of her without pushing her. Showing her not every guy she dates is "the one" an she needs to get over the "love being in love" thing
There were so many great scenes...but I think the hiding in the room listening thru the vent was by far my fav. Reminded me of the crazy things I did with my friends in my youth.
The thrown together Bachelorette party. The scene between Melanie an her sister was very touching an opened Melanie's eyes.
This is a nice, clean an sweet story that sends a perfect message to young girls. Love doesnt have to be hard....let your past hurts go an open your heart.
- Julie Garrett