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Avoiding the truth has been working out just fine for most of my life.
I'm finally happy. I have friends and a kangaroo shifter who adores me. Never in my 29 witchy years did I think I would have a place to call home with people who truly cared.
Now my BFF, Zelda, wants to have a chat. Can't crappy news wait?
As soon as my varnished Virginia is mobile, I want to go home to my adorable little house I share with the love of my life and my four semi-violent, adopted, gum-smacking chipmunk shifter sons.
Instead of enjoying a bouncy romp of nookie with my marsupial man whose last name I should really find out, I have to deal with an odiferous, butt-ugly, dead-beat, evil warlock of a dad named Bermangoggleshitz - the very same douchecanoe that tried to kill my rodent children.
Not to mention, said sperm donor has called up a Legion of demons from the Underworld. Fanfreakintastic.
So armed with my questionable intellect, a shaky handle on the French language and a penchant for blowing up buildings, I'm gonna grab this problem by the nuts and squeeze - like a Brazilian times...whoops, bazillion. That French gets me every time.
I will have my happily ever after no matter what or my name's not Sassy Louise...umm...Bermangoggleshitz.
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By Michelle Eriksen on 12-04-17
Cracked Me Up
What made the experience of listening to A Tale of Two Witches the most enjoyable?
Let yourself just sit back and listen to this story it will make you laugh and shake your head, but you will have to admit it is an adventure.
What was one of the most memorable moments of A Tale of Two Witches?
I just like the relationship between Sassy and Zelda. They get themselves into more mischief.
Any additional comments?
It's been a long time coming, but Sassy and Jeeve's story is finally told, and it is just as fun and funny as the rest of this series. Sassy is a real character and now she is going to be taking on a "new job" and not one she is she is all that excited about when it is offered to her.
Robyn Peterman is one of the craziest and funniest authors I read. Her stories are guaranteed to give me an escape from real life that keeps me coming back for more. The few hours break from real life can be in heaven, hell or Asshat W.V. which is where this book is located, but they always make me laugh out loud
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By Heather C on 12-07-17
Sassy Speaks French!
Have loved the series and we have followed Zelda up till now when Sassy takes the stage.
She loves Jeeves, her kangaroo shifter boyfriend, and doesn’t want to lose him. She just learned that the man trying to kill her best friend Zelda is her father. What to do What to do.
You must get over her voice and you will love Sassy in her own right.
1 of 1 people found this review helpful