I'm Haley Whitfield, and I recently had the ingenious idea to enlist my mother, Allison, as my kick*ss sidekick and set out on a road trip. This road trip wasn't to be just any road trip, but a very special one indeed. An adventure with an acutely specific purpose - to find our other halves. The peanut butter to our jelly. The "I" to our Phone. The stripper to our pole.
If our romantic desires were a personal ad, they would read something like this: "Two sassy women (Ages twenty-seven and forty-nine respectively - Ouch. Okay, ages twenty-seven and thirty - with nineteen years experience-- respectively) seeking Alpha Males to love us with zeal and kiss us with skill. Gorgeous face and sexy, tattooed, hard body a must. If you aren't a dangerous bad*ss with the x-rated skills and virility to match, don't bother. Must be willing to protect us from danger, value our quirkiness, and keep your mouth shut when said quirkiness is what leads to said danger. Momma's boys named Dan Smith need not apply."
I know. It's a bit wordy. In fact, it would probably cost a fortune. Luckily, we're not ready for the personal ad. We're not that desperate - yet. This is my story.
Warning: Some explicit language and sexual content.
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A must read
- Samantha McCoury
A Light Qweky Funny Listen
Only listened to the Audio... & Loved it
The Lead Women , actually all the characters... Danny was Alpha ... Mother was funny .. Hailey was all she potraied to be..
Danny asking Hailey what she wants in a Alpha Man ..... How he detures her at every guy she meets ... Funny... So he goes into Reading all her fav books by Kristen Ashley ... Her Fav Author .. all to funny .
I Laughed out loud quite a bit ...
Waiting for Book 2 & 3 to come out on Audio... So want to listen to them.